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Re: Have Some Word Fun!
AJAnderson wrote:jahlives wrote:AJAnderson wrote:What goes up and never comes down?
According to the Batman episode that I just watched, the answer is Age.
Yes, but catherine beat you to the answer. AJ
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Dangit! Well, at least I know Batman has not steered me wrong - too funny that I was just watching an episode while reading some of the posts and this very question was answered. Otherwise, I would have answered my mother's blood pressure, b/c the lady is always worried about something and can't figure out how to get her pressure under control. Go figure.
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jahlives wrote:AJAnderson wrote:jahlives wrote:AJAnderson wrote:What goes up and never comes down?
According to the Batman episode that I just watched, the answer is Age.
Yes, but catherine beat you to the answer. AJ
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Dangit! Well, at least I know Batman has not steered me wrong - too funny that I was just watching an episode while reading some of the posts and this very question was answered. Otherwise, I would have answered my mother's blood pressure, b/c the lady is always worried about something and can't figure out how to get her pressure under control. Go figure.
Funny how things like that happen, with exception to your mothers blood presure. AJ
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"Ho!
God here.
Keen Ankh'n Psi-op!"
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????
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Alchemist wrote:
"Ho!
God here.
Keen Ankh'n Psi-op!"
- or -
????
answer: been thinking about you?
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You folks have to be kidding, I have a hard time with spelling let alone finding the title of the thing.
I'll stick to math, you can do the english
I'll stick to math, you can do the english
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"Ars magna," the great art (Latin), is an anagram of "anagrams."
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Answer:
"Here come dots"
Clue: three words, the beginning letters of each word are, "T," "M," and "C."
It makes sense.
"Here come dots"
Clue: three words, the beginning letters of each word are, "T," "M," and "C."
It makes sense.
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------------Alchemist wrote:Answer:
"Here come dots"
Clue: three words, the beginning letters of each word are, "T," "M," and "C."
It makes sense.
I'll take THE MORSE CODE for $5000 dinari, Alex!!!
:afro:
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jahlives wrote:------------Alchemist wrote:Answer:
"Here come dots"
Clue: three words, the beginning letters of each word are, "T," "M," and "C."
It makes sense.
I'll take THE MORSE CODE for $5000 dinari, Alex!!!
:afro:
Now that was funny
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The anagram of "stifle" is i_____.
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I give up I need to buy a vowel oops that was for the dots
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SueR wrote:I give up I need to buy a vowel oops that was for the dots
I _ s _ _ f.
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Once that one is solved, just one more, but don't tell the secret. Then it's off to the big time!
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It's easy if your good at scrabble!
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Alchemist wrote:The anagram of "stifle" is i_____.
itself?
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:yes:konacoffeegal wrote:Alchemist wrote:The anagram of "stifle" is i_____.
itself?
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How to anagram by hand (spelling counts):
1 Write out the phrase.
2 Off to the side of the page, make three verticle columns, one containing each of the letters (once only) of the phrase to be anagrammed
3 In the first column, put a dash or mark next to each corresponding letter for each occurance.
4 At the bottom of this column, total the number of letters. (This will help to double check the accuracy of the anagram.)
5 Once all the letters are tallied, you will know how many of each you have.
6 Now, you can start building your anagram. This process is the same as playing scrabble, except, instead of just creating words, you are creating sentences.
7 As you build your words, denote a mark as each letter is used until the counts are equal. Double check by counting the total number of letters in the anagram and make sure it matches the original phrase.
Enjoy!
1 Write out the phrase.
2 Off to the side of the page, make three verticle columns, one containing each of the letters (once only) of the phrase to be anagrammed
3 In the first column, put a dash or mark next to each corresponding letter for each occurance.
4 At the bottom of this column, total the number of letters. (This will help to double check the accuracy of the anagram.)
5 Once all the letters are tallied, you will know how many of each you have.
6 Now, you can start building your anagram. This process is the same as playing scrabble, except, instead of just creating words, you are creating sentences.
7 As you build your words, denote a mark as each letter is used until the counts are equal. Double check by counting the total number of letters in the anagram and make sure it matches the original phrase.
Enjoy!
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"www.w _ _ _s _ _ _ _.org/anagram"
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"Grammar was downright wow!"
P.S.: It makes sense. The prize is yours if you solve it.
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"Grammar was downright wow!"
P.S.: It makes sense. The prize is yours if you solve it.
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Alchemist wrote:It's easy if your good at scrabble!
I never played the game.
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Alchemist wrote:"www.w _ _ _s _ _ _ _.org/anagram"
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"Grammar was downright wow!"
P.S.: It makes sense. The prize is yours if you solve it.
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Alchemist wrote:konacoffeegal wrote:Alchemist wrote:The anagram of "stifle" is i_____.
itself?
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AJAnderson wrote:wordsmithAlchemist wrote:"www.w _ _ _s _ _ _ _.org/anagram"
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"Grammar was downright wow!"
P.S.: It makes sense. The prize is yours if you solve it.
You solved that quickly! I was still scratching my head... Wonder what you've won?
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konacoffeegal wrote:AJAnderson wrote:wordsmithAlchemist wrote:"www.w _ _ _s _ _ _ _.org/anagram"
- or -
"Grammar was downright wow!"
P.S.: It makes sense. The prize is yours if you solve it.
You solved that quickly! I was still scratching my head... Wonder what you've won?
I probably lossed as I cheated, well sort of, I was doing some research yesterday on this and ran into that website. So it came rather fast. AJ
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Well there you go, anagram away! This may be a pleasant distraction from the distraction of being distracted about if there's hope for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday... You will only be able to do small letter groups, but if you use the method I shared previously, you will be on your way to whole sentences and paragraphs in no time.
Do you have a cool anagram from your name or screen name? BTW, the prize is the website. AJ made it easy on you by giving the answer! Have fun!
Do you have a cool anagram from your name or screen name? BTW, the prize is the website. AJ made it easy on you by giving the answer! Have fun!
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AJAnderson wrote:konacoffeegal wrote:AJAnderson wrote:wordsmithAlchemist wrote:"www.w _ _ _s _ _ _ _.org/anagram"
- or -
"Grammar was downright wow!"
P.S.: It makes sense. The prize is yours if you solve it.
You solved that quickly! I was still scratching my head... Wonder what you've won?
I probably lossed as I cheated, well sort of, I was doing some research yesterday on this and ran into that website. So it came rather fast. AJ
That's not cheating AJ, that's great timing!
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konacoffeegal wrote:AJAnderson wrote:konacoffeegal wrote:AJAnderson wrote:wordsmithAlchemist wrote:"www.w _ _ _s _ _ _ _.org/anagram"
- or -
"Grammar was downright wow!"
P.S.: It makes sense. The prize is yours if you solve it.
You solved that quickly! I was still scratching my head... Wonder what you've won?
I probably lossed as I cheated, well sort of, I was doing some research yesterday on this and ran into that website. So it came rather fast. AJ
That's not cheating AJ, that's great timing!
The prize is the wordsmith website. I thought it was good timing as well, Be well as I am signing off to hit the pillow. AJ
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[ part one of a four part series ]
How Smart Are You?
1. You're participating in a race. You finally
overtake the second person. What position are
you in?
2. And if you just overtook the last person,
then you are...?
3. Some very puzzling arithmetic! This must
be calculated in your head only. Don't use a
calculator or even paper and pencil for this.
Add 40 to 1000. Now add 1000. Add 30
more. Add 1000. Now add 20 more. Add
another 1000. Add 10 more. What is the total?
4. Mary's father had five lovely daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono... What's the
name of the fifth daughter?
5. A mute person goes into some shop to buy
himself a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing his teeth, he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
manages to buy it. Then a blind man comes
into the shop and wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how would HE indicate what he
wants?
Answers to the quiz:
How Smart Are You?
1. You're participating in a race. You finally
overtake the second person. What position are
you in?
2. And if you just overtook the last person,
then you are...?
3. Some very puzzling arithmetic! This must
be calculated in your head only. Don't use a
calculator or even paper and pencil for this.
Add 40 to 1000. Now add 1000. Add 30
more. Add 1000. Now add 20 more. Add
another 1000. Add 10 more. What is the total?
4. Mary's father had five lovely daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono... What's the
name of the fifth daughter?
5. A mute person goes into some shop to buy
himself a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing his teeth, he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
manages to buy it. Then a blind man comes
into the shop and wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how would HE indicate what he
wants?
Answers to the quiz:
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Answers soon to come in part two. Awesome!
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AJ's answers: 2nd, next to last, 5000, who knows and fingers around eyes!
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Alchemist wrote:[ part one of a four part series ]
How Smart Are You?
1. You're participating in a race. You finally
overtake the second person. What position are
you in?
2. And if you just overtook the last person,
then you are...?
3. Some very puzzling arithmetic! This must
be calculated in your head only. Don't use a
calculator or even paper and pencil for this.
Add 40 to 1000. Now add 1000. Add 30
more. Add 1000. Now add 20 more. Add
another 1000. Add 10 more. What is the total?
4. Mary's father had five lovely daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono... What's the
name of the fifth daughter?
5. A mute person goes into some shop to buy
himself a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing his teeth, he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
manages to buy it. Then a blind man comes
into the shop and wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how would HE indicate what he
wants?
Answers to the quiz:
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I didn't get my prize yesterday, Alex. so tonight I will take ALL for 50,000 dinari.......here goes
1. Second place
2. You would be special, b/c you can't overtake the last person in a race, then you would be last, duh!
3. 4100 - this one was good, had to use a portion of my grey matter that I haven't used in a while
4. Nunu - a, e, i, o, u
5. He's blind, he hasn't lost his vocal ability, so just ask for the darned sunglasses and float on.
JahPower, Baby!!!! :geek:
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JahPower, Baby!!!!
You'll have the answers in about 20 minutes, then part 3!
You'll have the answers in about 20 minutes, then part 3!
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-----Alchemist wrote:JahPower, Baby!!!!
You'll have the answers in about 20 minutes, then part 3!
Wait, what about Part 2? Did I miss something?
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Alchemist wrote:JahPower, Baby!!!!
You'll have the answers in about 20 minutes, then part 3!
darn, I came on too late to answer. That was fun.
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--------konacoffeegal wrote:Alchemist wrote:JahPower, Baby!!!!
You'll have the answers in about 20 minutes, then part 3!
darn, I came on too late to answer. That was fun.
I know, right! It is definitely helping me to direct some of this energy that I have been using to drive folks crazy in my house b/c I am soooooooooooo ready to go to the bank and change my and others' lives forever. For the first time since I have known her (17 years) my daughter raised her voice at me today. I deserved it.
COME ON, RI/RV.
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jahlives wrote:--------konacoffeegal wrote:Alchemist wrote:JahPower, Baby!!!!
You'll have the answers in about 20 minutes, then part 3!
darn, I came on too late to answer. That was fun.
I know, right! It is definitely helping me to direct some of this energy that I have been using to drive folks crazy in my house b/c I am soooooooooooo ready to go to the bank and change my and others' lives forever. For the first time since I have known her (17 years) my daughter raised her voice at me today. I deserved it.
COME ON, RI/RV.
Oh, I guess that was somewhat of a wake up call for you then. I liken what Alchemist is doing for us to taking a trip in the car and finding ways to take your mind off how long the drive is.
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[part two of four]
Answers to the quiz:
1. If you answered that you're first, then
you're absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the
second person and you take his place, YOU'RE
in second place.
2.If you answered you're second to last, then
you're WRONG again. How can you overtake
the LAST person?!
3. Did you get 5000? It's not very accurate...
The correct answer is actually 4100.
4. Did you Answer Nunu? No! Of course it's
incorrect. Her name is Mary. Read this
question again!
5. It's very simple, really: He opens his mouth
and asks for it...
Answers to the quiz:
1. If you answered that you're first, then
you're absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the
second person and you take his place, YOU'RE
in second place.
2.If you answered you're second to last, then
you're WRONG again. How can you overtake
the LAST person?!
3. Did you get 5000? It's not very accurate...
The correct answer is actually 4100.
4. Did you Answer Nunu? No! Of course it's
incorrect. Her name is Mary. Read this
question again!
5. It's very simple, really: He opens his mouth
and asks for it...
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I got every one wrong! LOL Just being real!
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[quote="Alchemist"][part two of four]
Answers to the quiz:
4. Did you Answer Nunu? No! Of course it's
incorrect. Her name is Mary. Read this
question again!
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Well, then Nunu is her middle name. Duh!
Answers to the quiz:
4. Did you Answer Nunu? No! Of course it's
incorrect. Her name is Mary. Read this
question again!
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Well, then Nunu is her middle name. Duh!
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Alchemist wrote:I got every one wrong! LOL Just being real!
Me too
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Now that we know how smart we are, let's find out how stupid we are!
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konacoffeegal wrote:Alchemist wrote:I got every one wrong! LOL Just being real!
Me too
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[part tree of four - add up your points, I'll post the scoring in a bit, then I'll reveal the mastermind of the matter]
How Stupid Are You?
Choose an answer for each question, then add
up the numbers to determine your stupidity
level:
The capital of Greece is...
1. Dwindling. 2. Athens. 3. G. 4. "Saturday
Night Fever" is a lot more fun.
What's the opposite of Apathy?
1. I don't care. 2. Interest. 3. Cherokee. 4. A-
dead-end-y?
Who's known as the discoverer of America?
1. Neanderthals. 2. Christopher Columbus. 3.
Americus Gazpacho. 4. Captain Crunch.
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
1. The man who invented this "joke",
hopefully. 2. Ulysses S. Grant. 3. I need more
information. 4. Which one of them?
Let's say I wed your cousin and I have a
cousin too; then he is...
1. Not wanted on Thanksgiving. 2. My cousin-
in-law's cousin. 3. A next of kin of sorts. 4.
We can't both be married to my cousin!
Let's add up your points:
How Stupid Are You?
Choose an answer for each question, then add
up the numbers to determine your stupidity
level:
The capital of Greece is...
1. Dwindling. 2. Athens. 3. G. 4. "Saturday
Night Fever" is a lot more fun.
What's the opposite of Apathy?
1. I don't care. 2. Interest. 3. Cherokee. 4. A-
dead-end-y?
Who's known as the discoverer of America?
1. Neanderthals. 2. Christopher Columbus. 3.
Americus Gazpacho. 4. Captain Crunch.
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
1. The man who invented this "joke",
hopefully. 2. Ulysses S. Grant. 3. I need more
information. 4. Which one of them?
Let's say I wed your cousin and I have a
cousin too; then he is...
1. Not wanted on Thanksgiving. 2. My cousin-
in-law's cousin. 3. A next of kin of sorts. 4.
We can't both be married to my cousin!
Let's add up your points:
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[part four of four]
5-7: You possess negative amounts of
stupidity. You are a constant smartass who
has no energy to try this unneeded test. Go
read Kafka or something.
8-12: You have zero stupidity and answered
almost every question in the test correctly.
Well done, you are duller than a fourth grade
history teacher. You are the person that often
tells everyone when 'whom' should be used.
13-19: You maintain a healthy amount of
stupidity. You are a failure, fall down a lot and
are a real hazard to yourself and to others.
You are probably a pet psychic.
20: You are Sarah Palin.
5-7: You possess negative amounts of
stupidity. You are a constant smartass who
has no energy to try this unneeded test. Go
read Kafka or something.
8-12: You have zero stupidity and answered
almost every question in the test correctly.
Well done, you are duller than a fourth grade
history teacher. You are the person that often
tells everyone when 'whom' should be used.
13-19: You maintain a healthy amount of
stupidity. You are a failure, fall down a lot and
are a real hazard to yourself and to others.
You are probably a pet psychic.
20: You are Sarah Palin.
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I scored 9, at least I won't have to read Kafka! The Neanderthals discovered America first followed by the American Indians or Vikings...
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Alchemist wrote:[part four of four]
5-7: You possess negative amounts of
stupidity. You are a constant smartass who
has no energy to try this unneeded test. Go
read Kafka or something.
8-12: You have zero stupidity and answered
almost every question in the test correctly.
Well done, you are duller than a fourth grade
history teacher. You are the person that often
tells everyone when 'whom' should be used.
13-19: You maintain a healthy amount of
stupidity. You are a failure, fall down a lot and
are a real hazard to yourself and to others.
You are probably a pet psychic.
20: You are Sarah Palin.
(duller than a 4th grade history teacher)
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The Grand Anagrammy Awards of 2010
Long Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
How Smart Are You?
1. You're participating in a race. You finally
overtake the second person. What position are
you in?
2. And if you just overtook the last person,
then you are...?
3. Some very puzzling arithmetic! This must
be calculated in your head only. Don't use a
calculator or even paper and pencil for this.
Add 40 to 1000. Now add 1000. Add 30
more. Add 1000. Now add 20 more. Add
another 1000. Add 10 more. What is the total?
4. Mary's father had five lovely daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono... What's the
name of the fifth daughter?
5. A mute person goes into some shop to buy
himself a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing his teeth, he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
manages to buy it. Then a blind man comes
into the shop and wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how would HE indicate what he
wants?
Answers to the quiz:
1. If you answered that you're first, then
you're absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the
second person and you take his place, YOU'RE
in second place.
2.If you answered you're second to last, then
you're WRONG again. How can you overtake
the LAST person?!
3. Did you get 5000? It's not very accurate...
The correct answer is actually 4100.
4. Did you Answer Nunu? No! Of course it's
incorrect. Her name is Mary. Read this
question again!
5. It's very simple, really: He opens his mouth
and asks for it...
=
How Stupid Are You?
Choose an answer for each question, then add
up the numbers to determine your stupidity
level:
The capital of Greece is...
1. Dwindling. 2. Athens. 3. G. 4. "Saturday
Night Fever" is a lot more fun.
What's the opposite of Apathy?
1. I don't care. 2. Interest. 3. Cherokee. 4. A-
dead-end-y?
Who's known as the discoverer of America?
1. Neanderthals. 2. Christopher Columbus. 3.
Americus Gazpacho. 4. Captain Crunch.
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
1. The man who invented this "joke",
hopefully. 2. Ulysses S. Grant. 3. I need more
information. 4. Which one of them?
Let's say I wed your cousin and I have a
cousin too; then he is...
1. Not wanted on Thanksgiving. 2. My cousin-
in-law's cousin. 3. A next of kin of sorts. 4.
We can't both be married to my cousin!
Let's add up your points:
5-7: You possess negative amounts of
stupidity. You are a constant smartass who
has no energy to try this unneeded test. Go
read Kafka or something.
8-12: You have zero stupidity and answered
almost every question in the test correctly.
Well done, you are duller than a fourth grade
history teacher. You are the person that often
tells everyone when 'whom' should be used.
13-19: You maintain a healthy amount of
stupidity. You are a failure, fall down a lot and
are a real hazard to yourself and to others.
You are probably a pet psychic.
20: You are Sarah Palin.
Long Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
How Smart Are You?
1. You're participating in a race. You finally
overtake the second person. What position are
you in?
2. And if you just overtook the last person,
then you are...?
3. Some very puzzling arithmetic! This must
be calculated in your head only. Don't use a
calculator or even paper and pencil for this.
Add 40 to 1000. Now add 1000. Add 30
more. Add 1000. Now add 20 more. Add
another 1000. Add 10 more. What is the total?
4. Mary's father had five lovely daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono... What's the
name of the fifth daughter?
5. A mute person goes into some shop to buy
himself a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing his teeth, he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
manages to buy it. Then a blind man comes
into the shop and wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how would HE indicate what he
wants?
Answers to the quiz:
1. If you answered that you're first, then
you're absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the
second person and you take his place, YOU'RE
in second place.
2.If you answered you're second to last, then
you're WRONG again. How can you overtake
the LAST person?!
3. Did you get 5000? It's not very accurate...
The correct answer is actually 4100.
4. Did you Answer Nunu? No! Of course it's
incorrect. Her name is Mary. Read this
question again!
5. It's very simple, really: He opens his mouth
and asks for it...
=
How Stupid Are You?
Choose an answer for each question, then add
up the numbers to determine your stupidity
level:
The capital of Greece is...
1. Dwindling. 2. Athens. 3. G. 4. "Saturday
Night Fever" is a lot more fun.
What's the opposite of Apathy?
1. I don't care. 2. Interest. 3. Cherokee. 4. A-
dead-end-y?
Who's known as the discoverer of America?
1. Neanderthals. 2. Christopher Columbus. 3.
Americus Gazpacho. 4. Captain Crunch.
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
1. The man who invented this "joke",
hopefully. 2. Ulysses S. Grant. 3. I need more
information. 4. Which one of them?
Let's say I wed your cousin and I have a
cousin too; then he is...
1. Not wanted on Thanksgiving. 2. My cousin-
in-law's cousin. 3. A next of kin of sorts. 4.
We can't both be married to my cousin!
Let's add up your points:
5-7: You possess negative amounts of
stupidity. You are a constant smartass who
has no energy to try this unneeded test. Go
read Kafka or something.
8-12: You have zero stupidity and answered
almost every question in the test correctly.
Well done, you are duller than a fourth grade
history teacher. You are the person that often
tells everyone when 'whom' should be used.
13-19: You maintain a healthy amount of
stupidity. You are a failure, fall down a lot and
are a real hazard to yourself and to others.
You are probably a pet psychic.
20: You are Sarah Palin.
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