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Always be ready and plan ahead
by teapot60 Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:49 am
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady who
had married for the fourth time.....
The interviewer asked questions about her life, about what it felt like to
be marrying again, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a Funeral Director," she answered........ "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she would please tell him a little about her first three husbands....
She paused for a few moments, reflecting on each chapter of her life.
After a short time, she smiled and revealed chapters her life.... She had first married a
Banker when she was in her early 20's, a Circus RingMaster when in her 40's, a
Preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a Funeral Director.
The interviewer, astonished , asked why?
She smiled and simply explained, "I married ONE for
the money, TWO for the show, THREE to get ready, and FOUR to go."
( Oh, just hush-up and send this one on... You know you'll be going, too!) SMILE!
had married for the fourth time.....
The interviewer asked questions about her life, about what it felt like to
be marrying again, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a Funeral Director," she answered........ "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she would please tell him a little about her first three husbands....
She paused for a few moments, reflecting on each chapter of her life.
After a short time, she smiled and revealed chapters her life.... She had first married a
Banker when she was in her early 20's, a Circus RingMaster when in her 40's, a
Preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a Funeral Director.
The interviewer, astonished , asked why?
She smiled and simply explained, "I married ONE for
the money, TWO for the show, THREE to get ready, and FOUR to go."
( Oh, just hush-up and send this one on... You know you'll be going, too!) SMILE!
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