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Three Gurus walk into a bar to figure out how to get more donations.
by HezekiaH Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:59 am
When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug.
The millionaire Guru politely asks the bartender for another beer, then sips the new one.
The cheap Guru spills out just enough to get rid of the fly and quaffs the rest.
The poorest Guru sticks his hand into the beer, grabs the fly by the wings, and shouts, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”
The millionaire Guru politely asks the bartender for another beer, then sips the new one.
The cheap Guru spills out just enough to get rid of the fly and quaffs the rest.
The poorest Guru sticks his hand into the beer, grabs the fly by the wings, and shouts, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”
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