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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Hello, is this the Police Office?
Yes. What can I do for you?'
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin'
...marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and left..
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
Newfies know how to get'er done
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Hello, is this the Police Office?
Yes. What can I do for you?'
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin'
...marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and left..
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
Newfies know how to get'er done
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Re: MARIJUANA
AAHHHH and there is my morning chuckle with my coffee !!! THANKS SAINT ! Hey, BTW, I have Marijuana hiding in the snow of my driveway... can someone report me please?
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