Stupidest Banks Story Ever from Patricia1

by Levitations Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:15 pm

[patricia1] Bank Story Yesterday I went to the bank and every parking space was taken, thought to myself there must be a huge line. Got inside and and there were only bank employees. Not one other customer. Asked the teller why so many cars and she said there is a meeting upstairs.Asked if they are ready to use the new $100 bills and her reply was they did not receive them yet. Did not ask about the VNN or IQN

by **Kevind53** Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:57 pm

by **Meme** Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:24 pm

and ?

by **Horizon** Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:35 pm

by Guru Debunker Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:08 pm

I have a better story than that.
Last night I went by my Local WF. I noticed the lights on, and since it was Midnight I figured something was up. I pulled into the parking light, Blacked out my lights. I opened my door ever so slowly making sure my dome light did not come on. Behind me I closed the door making sure It didn't slam shut. Like a stealth ninja, I crept over to the front door. Peaking my head around the steel frame I noticed some movement in the back corner. Just as I was getting my eyes adjusted a woman came around the corner pushing some type of object across the floor. This bulky apparatus looked very strange, she was holding what appeared to be a long handle. It had a long rope looking object that connected to the wall outlet (thats Strange). The crazy thing was the noise coming from it, sort of like it was picking things up at a high rate of speed. The woman pushed this object from one end of the bank to the next. Front & Back, Side to Side, pulling and pushing it. Just then another lady came from the other side and walked over to a desk posistioned by the teller counter. She bent down, but came up quickly with what appeared to be a canister. she walked from the desk, to a larger container and began to shake what was ever in it out. I couldn't believe what I was seeing". She repeated this at least 4 more times. I paused for a brief moment, then it HIT ME. OKIE, TONY, MTNGOAT, TERRYK, POPPY, were right. The banks are getting ready...

by **abby ann** Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:24 am

MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS A BANK STORY TO TELL!!!!!!!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN GO TO THE BANK AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT IS HIS STORY, NOT SURE IF IT'S THE TRUTH OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!