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For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by Horizon Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:45 pm
I just couldn't resist posting this! Guess if you don't have horseshoes, you can use a toilet seat? lol....You might be a Redneck!!!!
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by dinarling Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:57 pm
horizon, you are a troublemaker, arencha? this picure is a insult to my sister dinoceros. you have shown her to be very Fat and then you have callt her a redneck. She is very fat and she is a redneck, but around these parts, we dont cotton to anybody who aint kin to her saying that kinda stuff. You take that back for you get sent to the glue factory!
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by Horizon Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:18 pm
dinarling...I am so sorry, I was scared I was going to upset you! It's one way to call you out of hiding!!!!dinarling wrote:horizon, you are a troublemaker, arencha? this picure is a insult to my sister dinoceros. you have shown her to be very Fat and then you have callt her a redneck. She is very fat and she is a redneck, but around these parts, we dont cotton to anybody who aint kin to her saying that kinda stuff. You take that back for you get sent to the glue factory!
I didn't call her fat, she is just a little fluffy! I was referring to her being really smart to be able to find something to play horseshoes with, when you don't have horseshoes! Hey really, I might could ring the peg with one of those toilet seats!
I thought you were proud to be a Redneck??? Or are you a Hillbilly????
Oh please don't send me to the Glue factory!!! I wouldn't make good glue!!!!
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by alleyrose Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:59 pm
No she is fat LOL!
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by dinarstar Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:30 pm
Noooo!!...not fat at all.... I would extend a "pleasantly plump" perhaps??
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by PALMER01 Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:43 pm
She's not fat, she just takes up 2 seats on the bus.
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by alleyrose Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:20 pm
Okaaaaay plump then I stand corrected 
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke
by dinarling Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:35 pm
sorry for threatening you with the glue factory, horizon...It's just I git real upset when people talk about sis. shoulda reelized you was just spoofin. no harm, besides you gave me a great excuse to drink a bunch of my newest batch of shine....WHOOOOOWHEEEEEE is it righteous.
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