Whopper Made Me Recall Something Funny

by **MidnightRider** Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:28 pm

A couple of years ago around Christmas I was working out of town and did some Christmas shopping on a weekend there. My manager knew I was going shopping so on the following Monday I decided to take him.

I sheepishly walked into his office and whispered, "I've got something I need to tell you about before you see it on the news." His eyes widened. I told him, "while at the mall yesterday a lady had slapped me and it was all caught on camera, the police showed up and it may even be on the news tonight. Hope this does not get me fired." He started to squirm a little bit in his chair. He asked me what happened. I explained "I simply walked up to this lady and said 325 and she slapped me and it caused a lot of loud talking from her which drew a crowd real quick." He asked me why that made her slap me. I said I figured it was the "Guess" sweatshirt she was wearing that triggered my response and she took offense.

He almost fell out of his chair laughing.