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Little Thelma
by Saint Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:55 pm
Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father
that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”
"The whole Isis group," she says.
"Why them," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to
them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over
the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they
didn't hate anyone anymore.”
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. ”
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of them.
that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”
"The whole Isis group," she says.
"Why them," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to
them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over
the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they
didn't hate anyone anymore.”
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. ”
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of them.
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Re: Little Thelma
by kenlej Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:33 pm
That's funny especially since it was Israel,Turkey, and the neocons who made Isis to take down Syria and the Kurds
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