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Five Undeniable Facts
by Saint Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:04 am
These may be a little risque but I did laugh.
FIVE UNDENIABLE FACTS
>
> 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
> that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
> 2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
> having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!
> 3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
> of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
>
> 4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
> Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
> but will grab whatever is available.
>
> AND
>
> 5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
> study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
> than the men who mention it.
FIVE UNDENIABLE FACTS
>
> 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
> that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
> 2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
> having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!
> 3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
> of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
>
> 4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
> Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
> but will grab whatever is available.
>
> AND
>
> 5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
> study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
> than the men who mention it.
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