A joke from the Meatman

Well folks, I finally decided to start my own site and I am going to name it Shabibipullthedangtrigger.com.

I believe that we will have the very best site on the web, packed full of the most fresh intel from the sandbox. This site will have a one time charge of 13.95 per member. I promise you that there will never ever be another charge(prices and membership fees are subject to change without prior notice as per owner). With your membership, you will recieve the most updated intel each and every night stating that the RV will occur tonight.

 Also included are some other intel that says it will be soon, or it's imminent. But wait, thereis more!!!! With each new membership, you will recieve a FREE steak of your choice. Please understand, we will be taking no checks or credit cards, just your cold hard cash. We welcome all bashers and even encourage them.

Please come and join us @ Shabibipullthedangtrigger.com and let's have a bashing fun time. I look forward to meeting each new member and can't wait to spend that cold hard cash. Thank you, Meatman4dinar .........Update coming soon!!!!!..........................Update.....Update This just in!!!!! We have news from the sandbox, no really, the sandbox. My neighbor just came over and told me that her 4 year old little girl was at preschool today and playing in the sandbox. When she got home, all she kept saying was that a little boy in the sandbox kept saying RV, RV. There you have it folks, you can't get any more fresh from the sandbox than that!!!!!!!!  

 Still more to come..............Mayday, Mayday, we have just learned what the holdup is for the RV. It seems that Dr. Shabibi has been held up due to a bad case of constipation. fresh intel has told us today that Dr. Shabibi had gone out last night and had a triple cheese pizza and that conbined with the cheese and crackers that he also ate today during his meetings, has him stopped up like a cork in a wine bottle. They had a nurse come in and try to give him an enema but Dr. Shabibi stated, "NO WAY, my butthole is exit only, thus we have the delay for the RV. Thanks everyone  Meat!!!!

Lol sounds familiar lol

Love it

Wow. That's what I will say, WOW. Out of all the members on this site, only 2 enjoyed my joke. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! I thought it was funny, I guess I have a different sence of humor. Oh well. I will not try and lighten the mood anymore. I will just lurk. See yal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that thar is funny, I dont care who you r

You only forgot a couple of things,


But Wait, there's more

And if you want the additional steak knife set call and order within the next 10 minutes

That should help the membership grow faster.

Now is better
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