Why I love lying Gurus?

by **HezekiaH** Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:08 pm

Why I love lying Gurus?

First-      They always tell the truth...Oh no, not that reason.

Second- They always have great info...no usually they have not much info.

Third-    They don't do it for money... maybe not that one.

Fourth- They have secret connections with 3 letter agents that I don't have that give them info. Yea right!!

Fifty-    They tell me what I want to hear whether it's true or not. The RV is tomorrow!!!

Six - Can 50,000 people on a phone call all be wrong!!!

Seven- Sounds like he cares for me.

Eight - Sometimes he quotes the Bible but sometimes he swears too.

Nine- I need some more good reasons can you help me out.

by occe Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:53 pm

I love guru entertainment simply because TV sucks and NASCAR has dropped Race Buddy this year so the pickins are slim. Think I'll have another cup.

coffee

by **dwm007** Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:08 pm

One thing some of the gurus have suddenly found to be true, their connection to some three letter Government agencies, the FBI and the IRS for instance!

by **Ssmith** Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:16 pm

dwm007 wrote:One thing some of the gurus have suddenly found to be true, their connection to some three letter Government agencies, the FBI and the IRS for instance!

Also, Tony usually gets the day and date correct at the beginning of the call. Although I've heard Pam correct him on more than one occasion.

As occe pointed out, they definitely are entertaining.