IRAQ DINAR HAS REVALUED from BGG

IRAQ DINAR HAS REVALUED – Worldwide Joy And Happiness Has Begun To Spread
In a statement just received the IQD has successfully re-valued it’s currency 500-fold making dollar-millionaires of persons holding the Iraq Dinar, throughout the world.
What may come as a surprise to many, has for some been the ride of a lifetime. The Central Bank of Iraq CBI has issued a number of warnings in recent times suggesting that such Revaluation commonly known as RV will not take place. Notable recent announcements included a delay to 2015 at the earliest.
Suffice to say, the warnings from the CBI have been concluded as delay tactics, perhaps to limit the number of IQD speculators.
Presumably the prime minister’s recent official trip to the United States has proved extremely fruitful and perhaps even empowered the RV across the final few steps.
No doubt the next few days will prove crucial with multitudes of investors rushing to exchange the IQD for their local currencies.
Prime Minister Nouri Kamil Al-Maliki has recalled all members of parliament to attend a special session on Sunday 10th Novemeber – the beginning of the Iraqi working week.
Response to this article: 
Chase Carlton - First I would like to say this is an easily discernible spoof on the IQD revalue.  This is the ridiculous side of the “Dinar” updates and “news”.  Let’s call this what it is – a blatant joke about the RV happening.  Before you find yourself offended,  you might want to ask yourself the most rudimentary of questions, like:

1. Do you buy cars and gold mines unseen over the internet?
   
2. Were you sure that the last lottery ticket you bought was a winner?
   
3. Do you believe your neighbor when they call you on April Fool’s Day and ask you why the circus is camped in your front yard?
   
4. Do you believe the laughable gurus, that week in month out tell you that their reliable sources inform them that – the rates are double digit, banks are staffed and your will cash in within 48 hours?
   

If you answered yes to any of  these questions then here are some key follow up questions:

1. Who is most responsible for no RV to date – GW Bush, Obama, Lagarde, Maliki or the
   
2. Did you send your dinar to the person/group who were getting the great rates
   
3. How often have you hired armored cars to transport your remaining 25K note to the bank on the promised cash in days?
   
4. that only the ‘whales got’ when they cashed in months or was it years ago,  somewhere in Nevada? How did that work out?  Were you sworn to secrecy and have kept your day job so as not to alert the unfortunates who did not get to cash in?
   
5. Queen of Denmark? (this was a trick question since we all know the RV already happened based on the article saying Happy Days are Here Again – tra La La!)
   

On a none too serious diversionary note – how could anyone who was not sleep deprived, drugged or lacks the ability to read or use the phone take that post with anything but a laugh? If you could read then a quick glance gives the whole game away – starting with the title.  The first 5 words of the copy are obvious enough to trip over – if you didn’t start laughing or at least smiling – perhaps you are in LA LA land or were already laughing due to quitting your job and spending the money the “daily promise gurus” got you when you cashed in at 1-800 bank story.
So who would not even pause to think about the opener  - a statement ? just received?   NO source, No context = No credibility or  ahh yes another fanciful rumor or joke for the hopium starved addicts. Was it designed to wake you from your daily Depends?
Like DUH, you break a real news story without a link, reference and confirmation much less a hard conversion number in your press release.  This was about as serious as telling us that Wells Fargo will have bigger service fees come the RV because they have to recoup all the overtime their people have spent training, giving up weekends coming in early and staying late while they waited for you to wander in from the parking lot and drink coffee with the manager. Oh wait did I mention cash out  after the De LaRue verification process –more overtime .  You of course got THE BEST rates. You knew this because the intrepid group leader told you they were, so you did not have to verify anything yourself. So easy and simple it’s almost hard to believe.
Paragraph 2 – the first 6 words – This may come as a surprise – anyone with a modicum of grey matter would have easily recognized that they were having their leg pulled.  If they were addicted enough to inhale unfiltered hopium , from Gurus that cry ‘wolf’,  they could have taken about 5 seconds to check the CBI, check the Forex, check other news related sites and like that. Alas and alack – how could I forget? First the rush, the high of hearing “Manna from on High”  then the rush of disappointment – there are the ones that never want to leave the roller coaster. They also comprise the 98% that lose their money after hitting the jackpot.
For those lacking the discernment to see obvious, or the capacity to do a basic due diligence check – I am suggesting you pack your dinar in a Fed Ex  package and send it to me.  No return address please and I will be sure to get you a better rate tomorrow then you can get anywhere else.  No limit on how much you can send or what you will get. This offer will only be good for 30 days – same as the cash in period - Chase Carlton

Who's Chase Charlton?

You are up very early AlleyRose.   Good Question... WHo IS Chase Carlton?

No it's 6.30 Ponee been up for halfa already, I like mornings as I get older, I never used to!

I'd like to know who Chase Carlton is though!

hmmmm thanks Meme!

And seriously who need 200 million dinar, that's just getting ridiculous. Of course I would like to think that a good majority of that will go the helping others and charities??!!

I dunno who he is, but he seems like an arrogant ass to me.