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True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Guru Debunker Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:09 pm
Last night I went by my Local WF. I noticed the lights on, and since it was Midnight I figured something was up. I pulled into the parking light, Blacked out my lights. I opened my door ever so slowly making sure my dome light did not come on. Behind me I closed the door making sure It didn't slam shut. Like a stealth ninja, I crept over to the front door. Peaking my head around the steel frame I noticed some movement in the back corner. Just as I was getting my eyes adjusted a woman came around the corner pushing some type of object across the floor. This bulky apparatus looked very strange, she was holding what appeared to be a long handle. It had a long rope looking object that connected to the wall outlet (thats Strange). The crazy thing was the noise coming from it, sort of like it was picking things up at a high rate of speed. The woman pushed this object from one end of the bank to the next. Front & Back, Side to Side, pulling and pushing it. Just then another lady came from the other side and walked over to a desk posistioned by the teller counter. She bent down, but came up quickly with what appeared to be a canister. she walked from the desk, to a larger container and began to shake what was ever in it out. I couldn't believe what I was seeing". She repeated this at least 4 more times. I paused for a brief moment, then it HIT ME. OKIE, TONY, MTNGOAT, TERRYK, POPPY, were right. The banks are getting ready..
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Ponee Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:03 pm
I still can't figure out what the heck that person is talking about ............
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Meme Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:35 pm
"It had a long rope looking object that connected to the wall outlet (thats Strange). The crazy thing was the noise coming from it, sort of like it was picking things up at a high rate of speed. The woman pushed this object from one end of the bank to the next. Front & Back, Side to Side, pulling and pushing it. Just then another lady came from the other side and walked over to a desk posistioned by the teller counter. She bent down, but came up quickly with what appeared to be a canister. she walked from the desk, to a larger container and began to shake what was ever in it out. I couldn't believe what I was seeing". She repeated this at least 4 more times."
I will take this one for 1million
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Ponee Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:13 pm
OMG !!! MeMe !!!!! I feel soooo stupid ! LOL. That is what I get for speed reading! LOL I am still laughing. I scanned the post, but didn't really read it. I better be careful. If I keep reading posts with only half a brain, I may miss the ONE POST THAT ACTUALLY ANNOUNCES THE RV! GEEZE, thanks so much for filling in the blanks and clarifying for me.
My geeze, I am embarrassed face.
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Meme Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:20 pm
Aww, don't be embarrassed, it was all the intro and then the roo names that got even me confused for a minute there lol
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Kevind53 Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:14 pm
Kinda looks like Bob the Tomato ....Ponee wrote:
OMG !!! MeMe !!!!! I feel soooo stupid ! LOL. That is what I get for speed reading! LOL I am still laughing. I scanned the post, but didn't really read it. I better be careful. If I keep reading posts with only half a brain, I may miss the ONE POST THAT ACTUALLY ANNOUNCES THE RV! GEEZE, thanks so much for filling in the blanks and clarifying for me.
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by MartyM Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:56 am
Well now I feel foolish Ponee, I thought you were just kidding and I went with it... my bad 
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Ponee Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:02 am
LOL -- Marty, it was just one of those days I guess. I honestly only read like every 10th word. Which is more effort than I give most bank stories. LOL. I had no idea it was a spoof nor did I recognize a vacuum cleaner until our Meme made me re - read the "story" LOL... and then I laughed my butt off for being such a nincompoop. It is good to laugh, even at ones self.
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by Ponee Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:27 am
I did, I was actually going to email you later today. I have some questions.
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Re: True Bank Story. NO B.S
by rick152 Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:41 am
Very funny. Yes the banks get ready every day... for the next day! Very good bank story. And true for a change.
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