Latest topics
Lump of Coal
3 posters
Page 1 of 1
Lump of Coal
by Horizon Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:17 pm
I saw this on Facebook and had a great laugh, so I wanted to share it with my friends! I hope I don't offend anyone, its funny!!!!
I-65 Closing for Coal Transport I-65 will be closed tomorrow across Tennessee and Kentucky. They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal to Mount Rushmore in Sout...h Dakota so they can add Barack Hussein Obama to the Mount Rushmore monument. B. H. Obama has stated on national TV that he believes himself to be the fourth greatest U.S. President, behind Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln but greater than Theodore Roosevelt. They had to settle for coal, because they couldn't find a 200 ton piece of shit.
I-65 Closing for Coal Transport I-65 will be closed tomorrow across Tennessee and Kentucky. They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal to Mount Rushmore in Sout...h Dakota so they can add Barack Hussein Obama to the Mount Rushmore monument. B. H. Obama has stated on national TV that he believes himself to be the fourth greatest U.S. President, behind Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln but greater than Theodore Roosevelt. They had to settle for coal, because they couldn't find a 200 ton piece of shit.
*****************
Praise God for all things, and he will give us the desires of our hearts!
Horizon- Super Moderator
- Posts : 4683
Join date : 2011-10-16
Age : 63
Location : The South
Re: Lump of Coal
by Levitations Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:55 pm
I guess his GOLF SWING is better than theirs since he has had so much practice.
Levitations- Elite Member
- Posts : 406
Join date : 2012-01-18
Age : 34
Re: Lump of Coal
by Horizon Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:38 pm
Yeah Levitations, I think that might be the only thing better!
*****************
Praise God for all things, and he will give us the desires of our hearts!
Horizon- Super Moderator
- Posts : 4683
Join date : 2011-10-16
Age : 63
Location : The South
catman- VIP Member
- Posts : 1085
Join date : 2012-04-28
Re: Lump of Coal
by Horizon Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:30 pm
Catman...when I saw this on facebook, I had to bring it over here. I thought we might need a good laugh!!! That is a good one. I thought it was for real at first and continued to read, and just died laughing!
*****************
Praise God for all things, and he will give us the desires of our hearts!
Horizon- Super Moderator
- Posts : 4683
Join date : 2011-10-16
Age : 63
Location : The South
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
» Phony Tony sez: Full Steam Ahead!
» Dave Schmidt - Zim Notes for Purchase (NOT PHYSICAL NOTES)
» Russia aren't taking any prisoners
» Deadly stampede could affect Iraq’s World Cup hopes 1/19/23
» ZIGPLACE
» CBD Vape Cartridges
» Classic Tony is back
» THE MUSINGS OF A MADMAN
» Minister of Transport: We do not have authority over any airport in Iraq
» Did Okie Die?
» Hello all, I’m new
» The Renfrows: Prophets for Profits, Happy Anniversary!
» What Happens when Cancer is treated with Cannabis? VIDEO
» An Awesome talk between Tucker and Russell Brand
» Trafficking in children
» The second American Revolution has begun, God Bless Texas
» The Global Currency Reset Evolution Event Will Begin With Gold, Zimbabwe ZWR Old Bank Notes
» Tucker talking Canada
» Almost to the end The goodguys are winning