State Mottos

Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and
With Less Character, also: "New York City's OTHER Suburb".

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our
Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put the Fun in Fundamentalist
Extremism.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to
Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're
Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States, also:
"Don't Blame Us, We Voted for Dole".

Kentucky: Five Million People; 15 Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and
10,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at
Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: You can't leave without incurring some kind
of fine.

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got
Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You
Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan, also: "Don't
Judge Us by Cleveland".

Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered
to the North

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English).

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and
Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!

Wisconsin: "Eat Cheese or Die" also: "Come Sniff
Our Dairy Air"

Wyoming: Wynot?

What about the other 7 states?

Well the State of Confusion can't seem to make up their mind. The State of Bliss is too busy with ... well other stuff to think about it. The State of Apathy doesn't care. The State of Urgency was in too much of a hurry, not sure about the others.

And that is why the United States is in such a State of Disrepair, and Dissention-And 'O' is an 'Altered State!

Personally, I think he's a 'Heinz 57'!! That guy is a very mixed bag, and I'm not sure what, maybe 'Pomeranian'-:cheers:

No that would be scary Kerry ...

I thought it was 'BOO' we were talkin about- Your right-'O' might be from the Harlem Warlords!!

Yeah, and what about the 40,000,000 homes he bought, or sold to al Jazeera, what's up with that mess, that's right, get more towel heads to come to the U.S.-BRILLIANT"!!Hypocrites, alright- He needs an air conditioned cranium-