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On Becoming Illegal.
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Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident sent to his senator,)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2009 and 2011.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance
Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA )
Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA
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Re: On Becoming Illegal.
LMAO ... but sad how accurate it is ....
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Sounds about right ..............Let go with this reval,we all need it!!!!
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I understand why he'd want to do that, but actually, how numb is that?If he ever decided to be a regular U.S. citizen again, well, I wish him lotsa luck with that-
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Re: On Becoming Illegal.
Well if this would only open up the eyes of our goverment of how unfair it is!
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Re: On Becoming Illegal.
Been thinking about this for some time myself...All of the benefits are going to the illegals and the legals are paying for them...
Now I am not the kind of person who goes around looking for freebees, but at the rate we are decling, well, who knows how needy one could become?
Thanks for the post, think it deserves some careful consideration...
Peppermint Patti...
"Only one life will soon be passed, only what's done for Christ will last.."
Now I am not the kind of person who goes around looking for freebees, but at the rate we are decling, well, who knows how needy one could become?
Thanks for the post, think it deserves some careful consideration...
Peppermint Patti...
"Only one life will soon be passed, only what's done for Christ will last.."
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Re: On Becoming Illegal.
I hate to admit it but I am a former Iowan and Senator Harkin never impressed me - as I recall he got the job because the "walked" the state campaigning. Seems to me that his record since then hasn't been that impressive, however he still gets re-elected. I would seriously doubt that he will be able to provide the asked for "favor" to Mr. Ruppert. Also, if this ploy succeeds, I think the instructions need to be published in every newspaper in the United States!!! When we are all illegals then where will the government get the money to squander? They do not seem to have any problem now though, they just print more. Such tom-fool-or-ee, I guess they think we "sheeple will always pick up the tab - one way or another.
Time to vote the ins OUT and limit the tenure of all politicians to two terms. Also to get common sense back into our thinking. But alas, we mere mortals will never see that day - not with the PTB these days.
Come on RV - times a wasting.
Time to vote the ins OUT and limit the tenure of all politicians to two terms. Also to get common sense back into our thinking. But alas, we mere mortals will never see that day - not with the PTB these days.
Come on RV - times a wasting.
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Re: On Becoming Illegal.
Amen, aksafeone....
Peppermint Patti...
P.S. After the elections, you watch and see how fast the money dries up and then see what these mouchers are going to do? Where to go then?
"Only one life will soon be passed, only what's done for Christ will last...."
Peppermint Patti...
P.S. After the elections, you watch and see how fast the money dries up and then see what these mouchers are going to do? Where to go then?
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