BREAKER BREAKER ONE NINER... NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH!

BREAKER BREAKER.. ONE NINER FROM THE SANDBOX… NEWS FLASH… NEWS FLASH… Bad to the Bone Bella reports that Oakie the Dokie got TP’d by his nemisus Poopy Pants and the Grease Monkey! All were looking for an RV but got a TP instead! Red Coyote along with Buckbrush and Freeway Sally confirm that Jafar’s plot to take Princess Jasmin hostage has been foiled by Tar-nuts and his northern cousin Pine-Nuts. Princess Jasmin is flying high at 14,038 feet on her B52 magic carpet, but Clarence the Bullfrog is reporting that her flaps are down, her running lights are bright and all that other stuff is on target… Praise our guardian angles… 10-4 good sister bring this baby home! Hooraaah Hooraah! It’s also been reported by Super Secret Special Forces who we can’t reveal or we would have to kill all of you that Slick and Hodonini were seen on the back nine whackin rats,cats and bats with their nine irons. They have cleared off the runway… finally! Yogi, Boo Boo and their sidekick Studly have the inside skinny that the Genie is finally going to get his blue butt back from vacation and with some magic is going to finally get us TP’d… I mean RV's.. one or the other! Okie the Dokie has been preaching to the choir and has them whipped into a frenzy! All are expecting the TP or hopefully the RV to show up in Dinarland any nanosecond now…. To be continued … Tune in next week to see if Jasmin wipes out or cashes in! …. Over and out to all our good buddies and Buddettes tin-fir… I’m off to the bakery with doughboy!

cakelady...

Are........... You ok?

Just reading between the lines, does this mean we have an RV? lol

Kinda makes me wish to hear the old song "Convoy"... 8)

hilarious!!!!!

'cause we got a little ole convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah, we got a little ole convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA.... Convoy

[on the cb]Ah, breaker, pig pen, this heres the duck. and, you wanna back off them hogs?
yeah, 10-4, bout five mile or so. ten, roger.
them hogs is gettin in-tense up here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcaeYmT4wsg

'We shot that tunnel at 110, like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen'- Oh,yeah, that was 'Wolf creek Pass' by C.W. Mccall-

Baaawwwwwk, Baaawwwwk!!!!!

It has come to my attention that SOMEONE was offended by post!

1. this was posted by The Doughboy not the Cakelady... she's innocent

2. You are never to old to learn something stupid

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak

4. Where's theres a will... I want to be in it.

5. If you didn't pull your shorts up so high under your arm pits in the mornings you won't be so grumpy.

6. SORRY if I offended anyone... but then... If I agreed with you we would both be wrong. (lighten up and have some fun!)

It all depended on where your Freight was headed,and I hope it was not a blowout that would have you end up in the ravine-

That might be one of the funniest post's on here, EVER!!! And I'm a funny guy myself!!

I found it quite humorous and I needed a laugh this morning.

That was a creative and fun post and now I know all ya all are old if you remember that Convoy song! Those were some fun days and this brought back some fun memories!

Cakelady....you made my day! Still laughing!

ANyone HAve an extra copy of Smokey and the bandit

yes and you aren't gettin it. good way to remember this and better times.

Now ain't that a fine 'Howdy Do!!

OLD? I am only 398 cat years old man!

BOY I THOUGHT I WAS THE KING OF MINDLESS BANTER. VERY FUNNY CAKELADY. MIGHT BE TIME FOR A DR. VISIT TO HAVE YOUR FROSTING REBALANCED

Don't you mean,'Cake frosting'?

GoodGosh wrote:That was a creative and fun post and now I know all ya all are old if you remember that Convoy song! Those were some fun days and this brought back some fun memories!

I guess I am old then. I have the 8-track of the C.W. McCall album that has "Convoy" on it.

Cardiac99 wrote:

GoodGosh wrote:That was a creative and fun post and now I know all ya all are old if you remember that Convoy song! Those were some fun days and this brought back some fun memories!

I guess I am old then. I have the 8-track of the C.W. McCall album that has "Convoy" on it.

If you have a working 8 track to play it in ... especially an auto one it might be worth some serious coin.

so funny

cakelady wrote:BREAKER BREAKER.. ONE NINER FROM THE SANDBOX… NEWS FLASH… NEWS FLASH… Bad to the Bone Bella reports that Oakie the Dokie got TP’d by his nemisus Poopy Pants and the Grease Monkey! All were looking for an RV but got a TP instead! Red Coyote along with Buckbrush and Freeway Sally confirm that Jafar’s plot to take Princess Jasmin hostage has been foiled by Tar-nuts and his northern cousin Pine-Nuts. Princess Jasmin is flying high at 14,038 feet on her B52 magic carpet, but Clarence the Bullfrog is reporting that her flaps are down, her running lights are bright and all that other stuff is on target… Praise our guardian angles… 10-4 good sister bring this baby home! Hooraaah Hooraah! It’s also been reported by Super Secret Special Forces who we can’t reveal or we would have to kill all of you that Slick and Hodonini were seen on the back nine whackin rats,cats and bats with their nine irons. They have cleared off the runway… finally! Yogi, Boo Boo and their sidekick Studly have the inside skinny that the Genie is finally going to get his blue butt back from vacation and with some magic is going to finally get us TP’d… I mean RV's.. one or the other! Okie the Dokie has been preaching to the choir and has them whipped into a frenzy! All are expecting the TP or hopefully the RV to show up in Dinarland any nanosecond now…. To be continued … Tune in next week to see if Jasmin wipes out or cashes in! …. Over and out to all our good buddies and Buddettes tin-fir… I’m off to the bakery with doughboy!

10-4 Good Buddy.

Cardiac, you still have a working 8-track player? I can't even find a cassette player anymore. Or, do you just just off the old 8-track tapes, stack them in a different order, and dream about the old days? Hey, just funnin. I had 8-tracks too.

I have the 8 track and it goes in the 70 gto judge, therefore you ain't gettin that either. To much fun in the earlier years, we really have a lot to be thankful for, the rv just makes life easier for many. Here is to soon!

You mean it still works? I mean the 8-track.

Always liked that Judge orange

Now thats 'SWWEEEEEET!!:cheers:

One fine goat! A Judge convertible... a lot of cars had that same view in a race with that bad boy!

Had a '68 LeMans Sport Coupe. That "bad boy" would pass anything on the road but a gas station (11 mpg) and only once did someone out run it - a "vette. Even the Highway Patrolman who lived behind my grand parants was amazed by that car - he took it over to I-29 and ran it through the airplane measured strip - not even the pilot could believe it. Couldn't get a Judge as they hadn't come out yet when I got the Coupe.
Now I wish I had kept it -- worth BUCKS as there were only I think 83 or 89 made. Who knew? Hope to find a Judge when this RV's. Come ON, RV.

I have nothing in it. Sent you back one a few minutes ago.

Palmer01 - COOL CAR!! What's it got under the hood!!

engine, radiator, battery, windshield wiper. oil

LOL!!! too funny! but I must say windshield wipers are usually on the outside!

I think that would be windshield washer.

Thanks Palmero1, that's what I was thinking but you know sometimes these computers take on a mind of their own....lol

Try it on your cellphone. I am surprised I can even spell.

fang2: YOU crack me up!!!

Hehehehehe!!!!!!

Too funny! You people crack me up!!

aksafeone, I cracked myself up....Hehehehe

Careful, ribs are tender the longer you laugh. Ouch, there went another one.

I know, but it it's great to have a good laugh, love you guys. You are the bestest of the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Fang2, and you are right there with us!!

There were other colors than the carosel red or orbit orange, and yes the 8 track works,iI even have extra 8 track tapes. Nothing like power under the hood. Unfortunately, Pontiac went under, keep the cars, they are a part of Americana, along with apple pie and our freedom, of which we hold so dear.

I forgot to mention, it was a 4 speed, and at the drags, it went 10.3, just think, a 3650 lb car, they were fun!!