99.9% probability???

by Truthlooker Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:59 am

Does anyone else think that that 747 has crashed into the oven that has been on for 2 months??? Personally I think that there is a 99.9% chance that that 747 has made landfall... Lol

by **az-tex** Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:25 am

Truthlooker wrote:Does anyone else think that that 747 has crashed into the oven that has been on for 2 months??? Personally I think that there is a 99.9% chance that that 747 has made landfall... Lol

The 747 analogy never made sense to me, and by golly, if the cake is still in the oven at 440... well let's just say it would not only be a cinder, it would more than likely have turned to ash by now...

Wink

by Guest Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:40 am

People are being lied to...just follow the articles that come out of IRAQ.

by TNman Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:01 am

Personally I worry about people that have these fantasies about cakes in the oven and 747s flying around. I'm concerned that they need professional help. They went to a different kind of school than I did. They talk funny. Everything they say are riddles and innuendos. What ever happened to a direct message? Crazy Frank used to use riddles all of the time. He was called The Riddler. You could never understand what he was saying.

I'm not eating the burned cake and I'm not flying on a 747 with an empty gas tank.

I suppose that makes me selected and blessed.

threadsneaker

by **az-tex** Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:29 am

TNman wrote:Personally I worry about people that have these fantasies about cakes in the oven and 747s flying around. I'm concerned that they need professional help. They went to a different kind of school than I did. They talk funny. Everything they say are riddles and innuendos. What ever happened to a direct message? Crazy Frank used to use riddles all of the time. He was called The Riddler. You could never understand what he was saying.

I'm not eating the burned cake and I'm not flying on a 747 with an empty gas tank.

I suppose that makes me selected and blessed.

NICE post... 8) 8) 8)

by sandwedge Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:31 am

Truthlooker wrote:Does anyone else think that that 747 has crashed into the oven that has been on for 2 months??? Personally I think that there is a 99.9% chance that that 747 has made landfall... Lol

Crashed and sank liked the Fed-X plane in Castaway with Tom Hanks..

Go RI/RV..

by humingbyrd Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:36 am

sandwedge wrote:
Truthlooker wrote:Does anyone else think that that 747 has crashed into the oven that has been on for 2 months??? Personally I think that there is a 99.9% chance that that 747 has made landfall... Lol

Crashed and sank liked the Fed-X plane in Castaway with Tom Hanks..

Go RI/RV..

Or went missing over the Bermuda Triangle! affraid

by **Jayzze** Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:43 am

99.9 it will not happen this week come back next week oh by the way if you buy dinars thru sun you get 5% off

by alajim Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:59 am

az-tex wrote:
Truthlooker wrote:Does anyone else think that that 747 has crashed into the oven that has been on for 2 months??? Personally I think that there is a 99.9% chance that that 747 has made landfall... Lol

The 747 analogy never made sense to me, and by golly, if the cake is still in the oven at 440... well let's just say it would not only be a cinder, it would more than likely have turned to ash by now...

You would have to think, that plane has had to run out of fuel, the train has derailed, and the cake is burnt smooth up, but we are on a minute to minute notice and people has been calling other people all night.......

by **doodoo** Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:02 am

The 747 was last seen with Amelia Earhart in the captain's chair!

by Bruno Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:03 am

The 747 I was waiting for crashed. It didn't even have any gas left to burn. The cake burned to a crisp and ruined the oven for being on so long. My ship sank in the harbor and now they can't even get another one into port. The train by passed the station and became a run-a-way train. Denzel Washington couldn't save it and it jumped the track and is now totalled. Maybe we could get a sled dog team to try to get the RV to us. We are running out of modes of transportation. Anybody got a bicycle? Or a camel perhaps?

by **greenlight** Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:05 am

TNman wrote:Personally I worry about people that have these fantasies about cakes in the oven and 747s flying around. I'm concerned that they need professional help. They went to a different kind of school than I did. They talk funny. Everything they say are riddles and innuendos. What ever happened to a direct message? Crazy Frank used to use riddles all of the time. He was called The Riddler. You could never understand what he was saying.

I'm not eating the burned cake and I'm not flying on a 747 with an empty gas tank.

I suppose that makes me selected and blessed.

The reason they have always wrote in riddles is to try to convince us all that men in black SUVs will drive up and shut them down and haul them off if they wrote clearly and concisely.
It's an age old Multi-Level-Marketing ploy that works more often than not. And believe me, they can see just how well it does work. I think we all know just how well too.

by 1alaskan Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:08 am

I know only a few things about 747's.

They are big
They use a lot of fuel
They have a nice first class section
They hold a lot of people and/or cargo, up to a million pound loaded with fuel.

Proof that if you throw a million pound rock hard enough, fast enough, it will fly for as long as the fuel hold out.

by Domino1 Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:17 am

Thats Funny.

TNman wrote:Personally I worry about people that have these fantasies about cakes in the oven and 747s flying around. I'm concerned that they need professional help. They went to a different kind of school than I did. They talk funny. Everything they say are riddles and innuendos. What ever happened to a direct message? Crazy Frank used to use riddles all of the time. He was called The Riddler. You could never understand what he was saying.

I'm not eating the burned cake and I'm not flying on a 747 with an empty gas tank.

I suppose that makes me selected and blessed.

by Domino1 Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:19 am

Thats even funnier. You guys are good.

1alaskan wrote:I know only a few things about 747's.

They are big
They use a lot of fuel
They have a nice first class section
They hold a lot of people and/or cargo, up to a million pound loaded with fuel.

Proof that if you throw a million pound rock hard enough, fast enough, it will fly for as long as the fuel hold out.

by docmo Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:30 am

Why all the negativity? I'm exactly where I was yesterday, no worse for wear. You still have what you had yesterday. It will happen when it happens. Get your mind off the test drive and appreciate what you have today. A pumper doesn't pump if no one pulls up to the station. Go start your New Years resolution. Mine is to to be pleasantly suprised when this thing happens. Our months are their seconds. Iraq does not care what we think and they really don't care what promises a guru makes. Would Albert Einstein say we are doing the same thing again and expecting a different result?

by Truthlooker Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:57 am

The pumpers really don't have to pump anymore... they own the stations now.... I think I do hear the sled dogs coming with the RV. Ooopppss never mind they ran in front of the train....

by Truthlooker Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:58 am

The pumpers really don't have to pump anymore... they own the stations now.... I think I do hear the sled dogs coming with the RV. Ooopppss never mind they ran in front of the train....

by **doodoo** Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:08 am

We're not being negative. I'm positive the hocus pocus riddle talk is not what i ever want to hear concerning the Dinar. It is demeaning to intelligent beings here.

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:34 am

Actually, "0" is the number of infinite possibility...

by therealbutterfly Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:35 am

punisher wrote:People are being lied to...just follow the articles that come out of IRAQ.

Who is being lied to by whom? Are the gurus lying to us? Or the 'sources' lying to the gurus? Follow the articles but the gurus say the articles are smoke and mirrors....

My point is, if we, the members say the same thing, we get trashed and yelled at with warnings (from certain mods) that we are calling the intel givers liars, or that we are bashers.

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:42 am

doodoo wrote:We're not being negative. I'm positive the hocus pocus riddle talk is not what i ever want to hear concerning the Dinar. It is demeaning to intelligent beings here.

Riddle me this,
Riddle me that,
Does my riddle talk de-mean?
Does it make mean?
Or is it, 'Gin-Amen?'

by **doodoo** Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:44 am

No, your riddles are just fine Alchemist

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:03 pm

doodoo wrote:No, your riddles are just fine Alchemist

Thank you. Your approval is greater than a thousand dark knights saying, "nay!"

by geezer Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:06 pm

How long can the cake cook with out burning the cook??? how long can the 747 fly with out ejecting the pilot???how many zero,s does it take to make you look really ummm ummm can some one fill in the blank..... :drunken:

by geezer Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:08 pm

therealbutterfly wrote:
punisher wrote:People are being lied to...just follow the articles that come out of IRAQ.

Who is being lied to by whom? Are the gurus lying to us? Or the 'sources' lying to the gurus? Follow the articles but the gurus say the articles are smoke and mirrors....

My point is, if we, the members say the same thing, we get trashed and yelled at with warnings (from certain mods) that we are calling the intel givers liars, or that we are bashers.

no one has ever heard of a bashing butterfly Ilikeyou

by H2OMAN Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:15 pm

I recall a certain Nazarene who spoke in riddles. No one said to Him....Hey Jesus, just say what you really mean.!

99.9% probability??? 761671673

by **doodoo** Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:17 pm

geezer wrote:How long can the cake cook with out burning the cook??? how long can the 747 fly with out ejecting the pilot???how many zero,s does it take to make you look really ummm ummm can some one fill in the blank..... :drunken:

How many roads must a man walk down
Before they call him a man?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:43 pm

What folks don't realize is that the oven was arbitrarily put in a stasis field by the Galactics until enough of the dark ones cross over into light...

by zenon Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:51 pm

Alchemist please mix up some LSD for the water cooler so we can make better sense of the intel that is coming out!!!!!!

by **doodoo** Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:15 pm

H2OMAN wrote:I recall a certain Nazarene who spoke in riddles. No one said to Him....Hey Jesus, just say what you really mean.!

I believe Jesus used parables in his teachings - not riddles.
A parable is ^[1] a succinct story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive principles, or lessons, or (sometimes) a normative principle. It differs from a fable
in that fables use animals, plants, inanimate objects, and forces of
nature as characters, while parables generally feature human characters.
It is a type of analogy.^[2]

Some scholars of the Canonical gospels and the New Testament apply the term "parable" only to the parables of Jesus,^[3] though that is not a common restriction of the term. Parables such as "The Prodigal Son" are central to Jesus' teaching method in both the canonical narratives and the apocrypha.
JMO

by **az-tex** Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:17 pm

doodoo wrote:
H2OMAN wrote:I recall a certain Nazarene who spoke in riddles. No one said to Him....Hey Jesus, just say what you really mean.!
I believe Jesus used parables in his teachings - not riddles.
A parable is ^[1] a succinct story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive principles, or lessons, or (sometimes) a normative principle. It differs from a fable
in that fables use animals, plants, inanimate objects, and forces of
nature as characters, while parables generally feature human characters.
It is a type of analogy.^[2]

Some scholars of the Canonical gospels and the New Testament apply the term "parable" only to the parables of Jesus,^[3] though that is not a common restriction of the term. Parables such as "The Prodigal Son" are central to Jesus' teaching method in both the canonical narratives and the apocrypha.
JMO

You are 100% correct...

NICE POST... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

99.9% probability??? 1261280965

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:21 pm

zenon wrote:Alchemist please mix up some LSD for the water cooler so we can make better sense of the intel that is coming out!!!!!!

My hierloom print of the A's Cookbook dissapeared and the directions were faulty anyway. I am working on that but we do not need such substances to accomplish this task. I could posit that that thought would only compound the process, or might help using the same cipher from which the first item came in jest, but i will not.

If the truth be known, entertainment value might be the greater value if it is received as such. When the Galactics release the time dilation stasis bubble, you will have that which ye ask for...

by 1alaskan Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:24 pm

Lets forget about cooking up anything but a RV, Maybe Dr. Shabibi is a lousy cook?

by H2OMAN Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:50 pm

OK...Ya got me....apples to oranges....does this change what I meant to convey?

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:54 pm

Philo of Alexandria?

doodoo wrote:
H2OMAN wrote:I recall a certain Nazarene who spoke in riddles. No one said to Him....Hey Jesus, just say what you really mean.!
I believe Jesus used parables in his teachings - not riddles.
A parable is ^[1] a succinct story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive principles, or lessons, or (sometimes) a normative principle. It differs from a fable
in that fables use animals, plants, inanimate objects, and forces of
nature as characters, while parables generally feature human characters.
It is a type of analogy.^[2]

Some scholars of the Canonical gospels and the New Testament apply the term "parable" only to the parables of Jesus,^[3] though that is not a common restriction of the term. Parables such as "The Prodigal Son" are central to Jesus' teaching method in both the canonical narratives and the apocrypha.
JMO

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:58 pm

doodoo wrote:
geezer wrote:How long can the cake cook with out burning the cook??? how long can the 747 fly with out ejecting the pilot???how many zero,s does it take to make you look really ummm ummm can some one fill in the blank..... :drunken:
How many roads must a man walk down
Before they call him a man?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

How many threads must a man post in,
Before they call him a man?
The answer my friend is blowing in the Oomosphere,
The answer is blowing in the Oomosphere.

by openmind Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:01 pm

Alchemist wrote:
doodoo wrote:
geezer wrote:How long can the cake cook with out burning the cook??? how long can the 747 fly with out ejecting the pilot???how many zero,s does it take to make you look really ummm ummm can some one fill in the blank..... :drunken:
How many roads must a man walk down
Before they call him a man?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

How many threads must a man post in,
Before they call him a man?
The answer my friend is blowing in the Oomosphere,
The answer is blowing in the Oomosphere.

HAHAHAHAHA!

by 1alaskan Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:04 pm

Alchemist wrote:
doodoo wrote:
geezer wrote:How long can the cake cook with out burning the cook??? how long can the 747 fly with out ejecting the pilot???how many zero,s does it take to make you look really ummm ummm can some one fill in the blank..... :drunken:
How many roads must a man walk down
Before they call him a man?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

How many threads must a man post in,
Before they call him a man?
The answer my friend is blowing in the Oomosphere,
The answer is blowing in the Oomosphere.

Good one!

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:30 pm

Yes, on occasion my creative spirit posses me...

by 1alaskan Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:37 pm

Must be the horn!

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:09 pm

1alaskan wrote:Must be the horn!

Yes, i like my new 'Job!'

Will the unicorn be willing to serve
or abide by thy crib?

by **abby ann** Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:08 pm

TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION

by 1alaskan Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:11 pm

Well Abby,

I want "TO BE" on the other side of this RV

by **Ponee** Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:47 pm

Alchemist wrote:
1alaskan wrote:Must be the horn!

Yes, i like my new 'Job!'

Will the unicorn be willing to serve
or abide by thy crib?

Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great?

by renny123 Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:55 pm

i do not even care anymore as I have given up hope. If it happens, that is great, if not, that is life.

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:58 pm

abby ann wrote:TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION

Descartes went into a bar. The bar tender asked, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replied, "I think not" and disapeared.

"Je pense donc je suis"

by **Jayzze** Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:01 pm

abbyann wrote to be or not to be well i think she meant was to be a guru who tells the truth instead of one who decieves us shabs said back in march in washington soon well in the middle east soon is usually around a year so i think we are getting close

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:02 pm

ponee wrote:
Alchemist wrote:
1alaskan wrote:Must be the horn!

Yes, i like my new 'Job!'

Will the unicorn be willing to serve
or abide by thy crib?

Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great?

Very good!

by Alchemist Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:04 pm

jayzze wrote:abbyann wrote to be or not to be well i think she meant was to be a guru who tells the truth instead of one who decieves us shabs said back in march in washington soon well in the middle east soon is usually around a year so i think we are getting close

Except for the upcoming poll, i am out of the intel business on this side. Didn't you like my joke?