Alchemist's Roast

by Alchemist Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:22 pm

If you can't laugh, especially at yourself, you've got troubles...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)

Have at it!

(Note to mods: I asked for it)
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by **Horizon** Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:33 pm

Alchemist....must say you are wise, and enlighten us all with you views. I can only say yes you do have it all.... Yes Mr Smartie Pants...know it all...lol you asked!

by Leliu5th Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:38 pm

Alchemist wrote:If you can't laugh, especially at yourself, you've got troubles...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)

Have at it!

Have you seen on youtube Achmed the dead terrorist....OMG it is too funny and their is even more than just one video. This guy is a ventriloquist..he is so funny...I dont have the link but if you google it....it will be worth it...too hilarious... lol!

Mahalo you for all you do, and Mele Kalikimaka

:rendeer:

by **Horizon** Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:41 pm

Leliu5th wrote:
Alchemist wrote:If you can't laugh, especially at yourself, you've got troubles...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_(comedy)

Have at it!

Have you seen on youtube Achmed the dead terrorist....OMG it is too funny and their is even more than just one video. This guy is a ventriloquist..he is so funny...I dont have the link but if you google it....it will be worth it...too hilarious... Mahalo you for all you do, and Mele Kalikimaka :rendeer:

OH, too funny, that is Jeff Dunham, I love to watch him. I can't believe all the voices he can do, as well as sing....he is great!! Smile

by Alchemist Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:54 pm

horizon wrote: Alchemist....must say you are wise, and enlighten us all with you views. I can only say yes you do have it all.... Yes Mr Smartie Pants...know it all...lol you asked!

Yes, including the challenges of this economy!

by **Horizon** Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:29 pm

Alchemist wrote:
horizon wrote: Alchemist....must say you are wise, and enlighten us all with you views. I can only say yes you do have it all.... Yes Mr Smartie Pants...know it all...lol you asked!
Yes, including the challenges of this economy!

Yes...the challenges of this economy is a daily challenge for all of us. There are new suprises out there everyday. I wish this RV would happen and then maybe we could get ahead of everything and be able to prepare for whatever is ahead!!!

by **ADMIN** Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:55 pm

:shock:

by openmind Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:14 am

Iv'e never really heard him say a bad word about anyone, must be because he doesn't really know how people work. Thats what happens when you don't have any friends. Everyone you meet becomes a student and every conversation becomes a lesson. LOL! OUCH!

by openmind Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:22 am

Its a roast!!!

by PrcBby Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:24 am

Hmmm I am not fond of ROASTS...being a vegetarian and all.

by CaptnJerry Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:46 am

PrcBby wrote:Hmmm I am not fond of ROASTS...being a vegetarian and all.

That doesn't make you a bad person though.... That was a good one om.

CJ

by PrcBby Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:03 am

LOL Captain - it was more a play on words, I actually like a good PRIME Rib now and then...It is ROASTS that I am not overly fond of.

by Alchemist Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:47 pm

openmind wrote:Iv'e never really heard him say a bad word about anyone, must be because he doesn't really know how people work. Thats what happens when you don't have any friends. Everyone you meet becomes a student and every conversation becomes a lesson. LOL! OUCH!

Now I'm off to roast garlic and potatoes...

by Alchemist Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:50 pm

PrcBby wrote:Hmmm I am not fond of ROASTS...being a vegetarian and all.

Interesting seeing YOU here...
really?

by PrcBby Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:53 pm

Yes, I know....being a vegetarian and all. ROASTS just aren't to my palette, they tend to be dry and tasteless

by PrcBby Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:55 pm

But, I assumed it was an open invitation to your roast soooo here I am. I will have the garlic potatoes please

by Alchemist Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:06 pm

Open it is, if you see some mind spilled any where, please don't step in it.

lmao

by **abby ann** Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:16 pm

HMMM I LIKE ROAST WITH WIDGETS ON THE SIDE AND HOME MADE BROWNIES!!!!!!!!

by PrcBby Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:25 pm

I was told that the widgets are protected species ....

by konacoffeegal Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:26 pm

openmind wrote:Iv'e never really heard him say a bad word about anyone, must be because he doesn't really know how people work. Thats what happens when you don't have any friends. Everyone you meet becomes a student and every conversation becomes a lesson. LOL! OUCH!

I don't think he really knows as much as we thought he did...... He always sends ya a link to read instead of answering it himself. I just got a link from him to the definition of "Roast".

OOOXXX

by **abby ann** Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:30 pm

PRCBBY,SORRY I'LL TRY TO DO BETTER!!!!!!!!

by PrcBby Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:34 pm

They do look yummy tho

by Guest Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:44 pm

And here I thought a roast was meat and potatoes, now we have Alky Roast, how does that taste? OOppppsss is that Comedian Roast! or medium roast. lol

by Catherine Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:48 pm

abby ann wrote:HMMM I LIKE ROAST WITH WIDGETS ON THE SIDE AND HOME MADE BROWNIES!!!!!!!!

OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!! :shock:

:shock:

by **abby ann** Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:56 pm

CATHERINE, THATS MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT PS I LOVE THOSE TREAT TREATS PONEE BAKED TOOOOOOO YUMMMMMY

by openmind Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:04 pm

Alchemist wrote:Open it is, if you see some mind spilled any where, please don't step in it.

LOL! Very funny. Not sure why, but this pic really caught my fancy.

by Alchemist Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:21 pm

abby ann wrote:HMMM I LIKE ROAST WITH WIDGETS ON THE SIDE AND HOME MADE BROWNIES!!!!!!!!

I can see why if those brownies make you do the happy dance. I'm all for it. They have threads for that.

by Alchemist Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:24 pm

Catherine wrote:
abby ann wrote:HMMM I LIKE ROAST WITH WIDGETS ON THE SIDE AND HOME MADE BROWNIES!!!!!!!!

OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!! :shock: :shock:

I just new you'd be here as soon as we started roasting widgets!

by Alchemist Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:30 pm

konacoffeegal wrote:
openmind wrote:Iv'e never really heard him say a bad word about anyone, must be because he doesn't really know how people work. Thats what happens when you don't have any friends. Everyone you meet becomes a student and every conversation becomes a lesson. LOL! OUCH!

I don't think he really knows as much as we thought he did...... He always sends ya a link to read instead of answering it himself. I just got a link from him to the definition of "Roast".

OOOXXX

Though it might help...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_roasting

by Alchemist Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:48 pm

Except for one or two, it's getting chilly in here. I love it that I'm so perfect and faultless that most of ya are stumped.

by **Kevind53** Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:20 am

PrcBby wrote:Yes, I know....being a vegetarian and all. ROASTS just aren't to my palette, they tend to be dry and tasteless

Obviously you have not had one of mine ... juicy and succulent ... especially my widget roast! Twisted Evil

by **Kevind53** Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:22 am

abby ann wrote:HMMM I LIKE ROAST WITH WIDGETS ON THE SIDE AND HOME MADE BROWNIES!!!!!!!!

yea baby now that's what I was talking about! Ilikeyou

by **dinarstar** Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:20 am

Widgets get brown and crispy when you roast 'em :pale:

by Alchemist Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:54 am

Is this a widget toast, i know I'm so beyond virtually any sort of criticism so i see widgets have become a fallback, not because this forum is lacking mental fortitude and creativity in any large fashion but that wigets have become the mainstay for the lack of deep and meaninful conversation to great extents, but i still love you all!

by Alchemist Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:03 am

Someone whispered in my ear that some might not get roasting. Sarchastic wit may be vollied back and forth, but the brunt of such sarchasm is to be levied at the object of the roast. So i may jibe once in a while, but it is friends who can joke such as this. It's a roast!

by Alchemist Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:12 am

Alchemist wrote:Someone whispered in my ear that some might not get roasting. Sarchastic wit may be vollied back and forth, but the brunt of such sarchasm is to be levied at the object of the roast. So i may jibe once in a while, but it is friends who can joke such as this. It's a roast!

Note: no link!

by Alchemist Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:20 am

I do have the ability to extract all widgets and roast them like coffee for my morning drink. When i eat widgets, they're best still alive! And seriously, that's the best ya'll got, Widgets?

shame

by Alchemist Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:01 am

Thanks to all so far, most especially Openmind and Kona! Cheers and Happy New Years! See you next year!

:cheers:

by konacoffeegal Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:44 am

Alchemist wrote:Thanks to all so far, most especially Openmind and Kona! Cheers and Happy New Years! See you next year!

:cheers:

You have led me down a path of discovery, and I thank you for that great gift. Happy New Year to you as well Alchemist.

PS - Thanks for the coffee roasting link, lol...........

by DinarPhoenix Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:00 pm

Just remember there is my perception of who you are, your perception of who you are and then your perception of my perception of who you are.... So who should I roast ?

by **Kevind53** Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:56 pm

Well, it just that your kinda a hard guy to roast you know ... After all you have to be careful with lean meat or it gets dried out... oh wait a minute, that's widgets ... well OK, still a little tough to do, after all you're a pretty decent guy for a weirdo. Most of your posts have a point ... and I'm not referring to the one on your head. Some are a little ... ummm ... unusual, but points none the less. So you see my pointy headed friend you're just a tough guy to roast ... at least with out some good marination and constant basting.

hemademe