Whats on the Menu at the Renfrow Diner?

As I mentioned earlier, Phony Tony once again served up a Nothing Burger, complete with fake cheese and a side of hopium. Since I cannot see the clickbait numbers or how many desperate souls pay for his program, I can only assume he gets agitated and starts pronouncing "everyone is on alert" and his other patented catch phrases when his numbers get low. 

Obviously, this last round was no exception. Tony will, without fail, blame some faction, agency, weather, or other unrelated event for the reason the RV did not go through. He will say as well, that a "window" is still on the near horizon and for just another month's fee, he feels really sure that it will happen.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and Tony right in the middle.