The Great Yexit

The Great Yexit
"International (Wo)Man of Mystery"
12.8.16

What is the deal with Yosef?
Is he even real with this nonsense?
He seemed so soft spoken early on--maybe he is really a she?
Never know these days. ah-em (FLOTUS)
Throw my hat into the conspiracy ring Patrick? Whatever this thing is, it needs to make a fast Yexit because he/she is blowing up Dinarland.
Is he a cabal agent?
Can't imagine a cabal agent saying "ok you got me - Busted!"
I mean, have you ever seen that happen?
I don't buy it.
Sorry, thinking out loud.
God is with us.
I said it.
Am I Yosef?
Are all the Sitreps by Yosef?
Or a group?
Who is Yosef?
Btw I'm not.
But you get the point.
Who knows?
Vegas Vegas Vegas!
Am I Tony?
Yosef brought a shit ton of info.
Was it real?
He stirred the pot.
Me made you laugh.
He made you cry.
He pissed you off.
He is gone.
Why won't you just let him go?
Let's get on with life.
Why are we still talking about him?
That is if he is even a guy.
I hear he was a plant.
Which means he brought lies.
Bye Felicia!
Be gone with your lies!
So lets all regroup and cling to what we know.
And march into our appointments!
And get that 3 cent zim with the 6 zero lop!
Do what feels right in your heart.
Then you'll know the real truth.

Sincerely,

Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco spit

Redneck Dick

I think they're ALL special, probably 'fluffier' than a cheshire cat!