This is classic! LMAO

by **Kevind53** Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:11 am

Spotted this on recaps and had to bring it over. Positioned as humor, but more like a pointy stick ...

Guru Roundtable Discussion By PatrickJane
03/04/2014

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Recaps Note: For Humor & Entertainment Purposes ONLY - Enjoy

GURU ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION:

Tony... Its Superfantastic, today should be a Great day!

Bluwolf... rates are high PERIOD. Be Blessed

Kaperoni...it will start as a float

Poppy3...It is NOT going to float!

Okie....I'm comming in for a landing Tonight! Late tonight. Go to bed, I will keep you informed in the morning.
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TerryK...I'm hearing tonight guys, but I think Thursday looks better.

Tony... the elites are getting paid and using up the high contract rate.

Freeway Bill....NOBODY has been paid and there are no high rates. You should be happy if you only get a nickel!

TD.....You will NEVER make riches over night with Dinar..so why am I here? OH YEA, I'm gettin paid, I almost forgot.

Okie...Boy, youre sniffing the wrong brand of glue.

Bluwolf...this is the last time you will here from me! Be blessed!

Poppy3... Things are looking mighty good. The 15th is coming I'm excited.

Stevel...we will see the new rates in the budget.

Frank26...I'm not a date or rate guy but it is exciting.

Cruiser....HIGH ALERT

Bluwolf...To all politicians!!! Stop playing games with Gods Blessing.

PapaBear...I consider Bluwolf my twin in the forest

Tony....we win, rates are high, this could be the last call!

Generals64...WE ARE NOT SELLING YOUR EMAIL, WE ARE NOT MAKING MONEY, WE DONT DO RATE OR DATE! NOBODY KNOWS. WE DONT ANSWER EMAILS, YOU PEOPLE WEAR ME OUT.

Bluwolf....NOW is the time for this blessing to manifest. You will never hear from me again PERIOD....BE BLESSED

TerryK...here is what I got from my contact...WWIII is getting ready to start and there are black SUVs parked outside of my house. PP packages went out today.

JESTER.... I wish these guys would stop talking its happening today, it won't happen until the New Republic is sworn in.

John MacAffie...THE NEW REPUBLIC HAS BEEN SWORN IN! THE WHITE HOUSE IS IN COLORADO. THE RV IS HERE

Bluwolf..JUST RELEASE THIS ALREADY! I'm tired of retiring.

Tony...We are IN the moment. Some of you can't handle the.truth. The truth is things change. Today should be a good day, looking forward to the next call being the last call.

TD......if you thing you're going to make money in this, my one contact says its not going to happen!

Okie..I did land two weeks ago...they sent me to wrong airport. Use that space between your ears.

TerryK...I've got some great news peeps...yeah...its going down tonight! Yes Tina, those SUVs are still parked in my driveway. Got the pool done though.

Generals64...AAAAGGGGHHHHHH

Tony..NO MATTER WHAT....Its SUPERFANTASTIC!

Bluwolf...... trust God..this is over, you will not hear from me again, BE BLESSED.

by **Horizon** Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:53 am

   Good one Kevin! This just shows that no one really knows! Also, how the guru words change from minute to minute!
It's funny how they say something has been done then all of a sudden, they are excited it's done again! Like, "it's out of Iraqis hands, it's at the bank, all it has to be is released", the next day they are talking about what Iraq is doing or the IMF is releasing it to the banks! I don't believe anything they (gurus) are saying!

I am ready for this ride to be over and one day we will see it ...Guru or no Guru! It will happen when it happens. In my opinion, I believe it is close, because of the things that have been done! But then things that are supposed to be done, May or may not be done? We really don't know exactly what has to be done?

We have also heard the stories of today the GCR is supposed to take place? Banks are supposed to close for days or weeks????? No money! Well we will see? The world was supposed to end a few times also!

Just what are we supposed to Believe? We need to start our own stories and see if someone believes us!

by **Ssmith** Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:09 am

by **dinarstar** Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:13 pm

I saw t too... it's pretty darn good... and the comments section on recaps that follow also... good job for this one recaps...
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by **RoyBoy** Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:59 pm

OMG Why did you have to remind me of TerryK uuuugggggggg!!! If you want to start a new rumor , try (they found Terry k dead) neighbors spotted black suburbans leaving his place of residence all the while a old B-52 bomber flying low over head chasing the 3 letter agencies in pursuit of finding a landing strip, while a bus full of idiots yelling WE ARE THE PEOPLE chasing the plane!!!! ROFLMAO!!!

by **Kevind53** Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:12 pm

The sad thing is, there it is, all the familiar words in one place, and for the most part, the sheeple still won't get it ... even when their favorite guru is shown contradicting themselves half a dozen times.

by **Ponee** Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:02 pm

Ok, this was really funny ! Someone has a great sense of humor! I like SPOOFS !!! Thanks for the laugh !

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