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by Guest Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:09 pm
Look, Ponee! Look what I found!
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Unicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth [Paperback]
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I didn't read the book, honest.....how could I, knowing you........I would never betray you like that.........but it does sound interesting......I just love coloring books! And look.....the Used coloring book is more expensive than the new one! How odd! Wonder what it all means?
Do I have your permission to get it? Do you want me to get you one? I am almost tempted to get the used one, haha!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1477468528/ref=as_li_ss_sm_fb_us_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=hydfbook0e-
Unicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth [Paperback]
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I didn't read the book, honest.....how could I, knowing you........I would never betray you like that.........but it does sound interesting......I just love coloring books! And look.....the Used coloring book is more expensive than the new one! How odd! Wonder what it all means?
Do I have your permission to get it? Do you want me to get you one? I am almost tempted to get the used one, haha!
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by Ponee Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:27 am
OMG !!!! This is just TOOOOO FUNNY! I LOVE IT! I think that this book depicts my cousin Uni Van Dork perfectly! Every family has a black sheep.... sigh. He has always given us a bad name. I do have to say, even us magically gooooood unicorns have a bit of a mischievous side and tend go to the dark side now and then just to let off steam.... some of you know juuuuust what I mean. WINK WINK.
YES YES YES, you can get it! And I want one too. I LOVE coloring books also. I still have mine from childhood somewhere in a box. I viewed my coloring pages as master pieces when I was little and wouldn't let my parents throw them away. Hey, I bet if I sell them, they would be worth more than my dinar right now!
Thanks so much for sharing this!!!!!
YES YES YES, you can get it! And I want one too. I LOVE coloring books also. I still have mine from childhood somewhere in a box. I viewed my coloring pages as master pieces when I was little and wouldn't let my parents throw them away. Hey, I bet if I sell them, they would be worth more than my dinar right now!
Thanks so much for sharing this!!!!!
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by Ponee Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:34 am
OH By the way, this is what happened to my Jerky Cousin... Uni Van Dork....
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by doodoo Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:19 am
YUMMY, That looks like the new cat food dinarling77 has started feeding me!
I was grossly offended by the title of this topic! Guess I'd better read the book, huh?
I was grossly offended by the title of this topic! Guess I'd better read the book, huh?
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by Guest Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:22 am
doodoo wrote:YUMMY, That looks like the new cat food dinarling77 has started feeding me!
I was grossly offended by the title of this topic! Guess I'd better read the book, huh?
I know! I thought I might get banned. Good thing Ponee has a sense of humor. You should read the reviews on Amazon, quite intriguing. I am seriously getting this book.....you know it's a coloring book, right, doodoo? 
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by Guest Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:30 am
Ponee wrote:OMG !!!! This is just TOOOOO FUNNY! I LOVE IT! I think that this book depicts my cousin Uni Van Dork perfectly! Every family has a black sheep.... sigh. He has always given us a bad name. I do have to say, even us magically gooooood unicorns have a bit of a mischievous side and tend go to the dark side now and then just to let off steam.... some of you know juuuuust what I mean. WINK WINK.
YES YES YES, you can get it! And I want one too. I LOVE coloring books also. I still have mine from childhood somewhere in a box. I viewed my coloring pages as master pieces when I was little and wouldn't let my parents throw them away. Hey, I bet if I sell them, they would be worth more than my dinar right now!
Thanks so much for sharing this!!!!!
Ponee!! I knew you would like it!! Haha!
Your poor cousin....I wonder if Uni's have nine lives like cats do? I hope so, for his sake.
Send me your address on PM and I will buy you the book! And I thought my coloring was gorgeous too.....a masterpiece.....actually I won a badmitton set from the local newspaper in a coloring contest when I was eleven. I was so proud! Then I showed my sister how to color in my special way and to this day, 40 years later, she told me she still colors that way, haha! It's my legacy. Well, it's better than no legacy at all, huh!
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by SEBtopdog Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:47 pm
Ponee wrote:OH By the way, this is what happened to my Jerky Cousin... Uni Van Dork....
See, that's what happens when you fart too many rainbows. A one way trip to the unicorn meat canning factory. Oh my!
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by abby ann Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:41 pm
HEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH DARK???????????????I'M BLACK!!!!!!!!!HEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Kevind53 Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:30 pm
Dork not dark Abby Ann ... Dork .....
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by Ponee Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:41 am
doodoo wrote:YUMMY, That looks like the new cat food dinarling77 has started feeding me!
I was grossly offended by the title of this topic! Guess I'd better read the book, huh?
DOO DOO... always my hero!
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by aksafeone Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:22 pm
Hey Ponee - be sure to autograph those colored pages as they will be worth more after the RV. Why, because then who ever buys then can say " I knew her BEFORE she was famous!"
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by SEBtopdog Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:38 pm
I took this excerpt from a post on Recaps this afternoon. Looks like someone's been lurking over here. Otherwise how would he/she know about "rainbows and unicorn farts"? 
"Some of the stuff going on makes it very clear to anyone watching, with even any amount of neutrality and the ability to think rationally, that it's not all rainbows and unicorn farts that's pushing through this new financial system.... and they are pushing it really hard."
"Some of the stuff going on makes it very clear to anyone watching, with even any amount of neutrality and the ability to think rationally, that it's not all rainbows and unicorn farts that's pushing through this new financial system.... and they are pushing it really hard."
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by aksafeone Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:49 pm
Well, I guess they do not have original thoughts!! We ought to feel honored, but it would appear that beings as how they claim to have knowledge and understanding of the dinar the least they could do is supply a credit as to where the phrase(s) come (came) from. It is just good manners. NUFF SAID, to simulate OKIE.
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by SEBtopdog Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:55 pm
Tee hee hee! 
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by Guest Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:57 pm
SEBtopdog wrote:I took this excerpt from a post on Recaps this afternoon. Looks like someone's been lurking over here. Otherwise how would he/she know about "rainbows and unicorn farts"?
"Some of the stuff going on makes it very clear to anyone watching, with even any amount of neutrality and the ability to think rationally, that it's not all rainbows and unicorn farts that's pushing through this new financial system.... and they are pushing it really hard."
Good sleuthing, SEB!
That's right, aksafeone! They better not copy us---we are unique! We even have someone named UNEEK as our friend to prove it! They better come up with their own rainbow farts, or else, Ponee will have to show her cold, scary, dark sparkly side, or call in those relatives of hers that are jerks, or else! You know, sometimes it pays to have jerks for friends. Just sayin....
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Re: Unicorns Are Jerks:
by SEBtopdog Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:03 pm
To paraphrase that great philosopher, Garth Brooks,
We've got friends in low places.
We've got friends in low places.
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by Guest Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:05 pm
SEBtopdog wrote:To paraphrase that great philosopher, Garth Brooks,
We've got friends in low places.
Good one!! Yep, yep, so true.
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by Kevind53 Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:41 pm
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by aksafeone Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:35 pm
My kind of birds for sure!!! Only one addition would be a crow in a tree with a michine gun!!! Ratttttattatttat.
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by Kevind53 Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:04 pm
No crows, but I think I have a squirrel with a bazooka .....
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by Ponee Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:07 pm
SEBtopdog wrote:I took this excerpt from a post on Recaps this afternoon. Looks like someone's been lurking over here. Otherwise how would he/she know about "rainbows and unicorn farts"?
"Some of the stuff going on makes it very clear to anyone watching, with even any amount of neutrality and the ability to think rationally, that it's not all rainbows and unicorn farts that's pushing through this new financial system.... and they are pushing it really hard."
SEBBIE - This is just priceless! I mean really, do they not know that without the RAINBOWS and UNICORN FARTS, there will NEVER be an RV?
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by Ponee Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:13 pm
aim88 wrote:SEBtopdog wrote:I took this excerpt from a post on Recaps this afternoon. Looks like someone's been lurking over here. Otherwise how would he/she know about "rainbows and unicorn farts"?
"Some of the stuff going on makes it very clear to anyone watching, with even any amount of neutrality and the ability to think rationally, that it's not all rainbows and unicorn farts that's pushing through this new financial system.... and they are pushing it really hard."
Good sleuthing, SEB!
That's right, aksafeone! They better not copy us---we are unique! We even have someone named UNEEK as our friend to prove it! They better come up with their own rainbow farts, or else, Ponee will have to show her cold, scary, dark sparkly side, or call in those relatives of hers that are jerks, or else! You know, sometimes it pays to have jerks for friends. Just sayin....
OK, I didn't want to have to do this, but they made me.... my dark side is coming out .....
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by aksafeone Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:18 pm
That's what we were talking about!!!!!!! Yeah, NOW that's a unicorn!
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by Terbo56 Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:49 am
WOW, Ponee, it looks to me like you've already been to Chevy's house- I never saw that side of you before-I guess everyone's 'dark' side comes out sooner or later~!! 
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by SEBtopdog Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:25 pm
Goodness sakes, Ponee. Your revealing your dark side is just a wee bit scary. I'm glad you keep that persona hidden from view.
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by rick152 Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:33 am
Uni Van Dork
That is way too funny,
That is way too funny,
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by rick152 Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:50 am
doodoo wrote:YUMMY, That looks like the new cat food dinarling77 has started feeding me!
I was grossly offended by the title of this topic! Guess I'd better read the book, huh?
Doo Doo, I too was a bit miffed at the first glance of the title, couldn't wait to open it and find out what the problem was. LOL
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by doodoo Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:28 pm
Ponee wrote:DOO DOO... always my hero!doodoo wrote:YUMMY, That looks like the new cat food dinarling77 has started feeding me!
I was grossly offended by the title of this topic! Guess I'd better read the book, huh?
allow me a bit of poetic license -
Ponee Corn, Ponee Girl, won't you be my Ponee Girl?
Don't say no. Here we go off across the plains.
Marry me, carry me right away with you.
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, whoa! My Pony Girl
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, whooooooa! My Pony Girl (Unicorn, but that doesn't rhyme with much)!
Aww shucks forgot you're already married!
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by aksafeone Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:03 pm
Yup, typical politician - in a hurry and forgot to do his homework. Sorry Doo Doo, but that was just too close to reality to let go.
Especially when I just read about the North Carolina Senator that is so against you and I having guns and then he shoots an intruder last night!!! Typical.
Have a nice day!
Especially when I just read about the North Carolina Senator that is so against you and I having guns and then he shoots an intruder last night!!! Typical.
Have a nice day!
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