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Post by hoopin on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:15 pm

I just wanted to put together a list of over-used lines that anyone reading these blogs and recaps should appreciate...

Just for fun, not hatin'!!! Please add anything you've seen at least 1,000 times in these posts!!!

- We are closer today than ever! - I guess this stems from the belief that everyday you wake up brings you one day closer to the day you die!?!?
- The bank screens are flashing at 00.00
- Well, we didn't RV last night like I thought
- We're at an hour to hour watch for the RV
- It can pop at any moment now
- My oven is set to 440
- Nuff said - haven't this one in a while though...
- My contacts are with a 3 letter agency
- I have heard from my source but have been sworn to secrecy
- I don't do dates and rates, but tomorrow is looking strong!

please add to this list as I'm sure I have left off quite a bit! :bball:

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Post by Dinar4silver on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:23 pm

Hoopin,


This is a write in vote for a quote that I would like to see more often:

"his contacts are so high that they can actually tickle the feet of the angels".

It just doesn't seem to be written too often.

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Post by Dinar4silver on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:30 pm

Wait, wait, wait!

I know this isn't exactly what we are suppose to be writing down but I would like to clarify one of the most over used expressions:

"The Dinar should RV any second now".


In order to clarify the word "SECOND"

Official clarification for all future use:

The use of "SECOND" shall from this point forward, refer to:


Any "SECOND" while you are still alive.
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Post by Ponee on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:31 pm

@Dinar4silver wrote:Hoopin,


This is a write in vote for a quote that I would like to see more often:

"his contacts are so high that they can actually tickle the feet of the angels".

It just doesn't seem to be written too often.


Not often....but it is a classic!
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Post by mabysomeday on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:34 pm

Don't forget about "You can't un-ring a bell that's been rung"
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Post by CaptnJerry on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:45 pm

If it was a candle, you could blow it out!

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Post by humingbyrd on Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:37 pm

It will be posted on the CBI first! But I only check XE Forex!

It can only happen on Tue/Wed/Thur!

It can only happen on the 1st or 15th!

So if it can only happen on the 1st or 15th that is a Tue/Wed/Thur then the next window is Feb 2012! So I guess we should all take a month off and come back then hey?!
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Post by Horizon on Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:49 pm

Very Happy How about...closer than a tick on a cat!

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Post by CaptnJerry on Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:39 pm

Most of the Iraq RV's happen on a Friday!

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Post by Dinar4silver on Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:51 pm

Horizon,


Are you making up:

"closer than a tick on a cat!"

Come on, I don't remember that one!

Heck, why should any of these saying surprise any of us! LOL!
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Post by fang2 on Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:06 pm

Closer than a wing on a nat, lol maybe I made part of that up.
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Post by doodoo on Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:21 pm

I beg your pardon, we cats don't get ticks, we get fleas.

notables

Algorithm is making it's way thru the system
UST is on lockdown inputting data
IQD has cashed in for in country
90% certainty 10% X factor (not seen in a while)
and last but certainly not least
I went to the bank today and blah, blah, blah
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Post by Ponee on Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:46 pm

"If you knew what I knew"

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Post by humingbyrd on Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:05 pm

Absolutely cannot go past back wall of November 31st!

It will be an October to Remember!
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Post by Bruno on Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:11 pm

Any closer and she would sue me for sexual harassment.

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Post by pgo on Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:14 pm

Um, Bruno guess I missed that one, lol! Is it real, or is it yours?
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Post by Bruno on Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:22 pm

mine for laughs only.Smile

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Post by Big Mike on Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:33 pm

It's an ever changing.

It's a fluid situation

Done Done Done

It's Iraq

Things change

Stay grounded

12-24 hours

24-48 hours

48-72 hours

tonight/tomorrow

wait till banks are closed

we have the best intel around

High up source

3 letter agency

cant tell you all I know

we are all in agreement

are sources are saying the same thing

if you knew who my source is

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:11 pm

closer than a bandage on skin!

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Post by strongtower1 on Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:51 pm

"We have boots on the ground"

What's amazing I really do, Haliburton Employee. All the management have dinar according to my source and are praying everyday for RV

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Post by Big Mike on Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:05 pm

Here is another one

Nothing but good news

They say that but they never tell you what the good news is Very Happy

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Post by jbp66 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:43 am

- Don't want the men in black at my door.

- Don't want the black suburbans in my driveway.

- They're dancin' in the streets of Iraq

- The lower denoms are out in Iraq

- Contractors are being/have been paid in RV'd Dinars

- vouchers, vouchers, vouchers

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Post by CaptnJerry on Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:44 am

My source has been wrong, but I trust this info!

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Post by Ponee on Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:52 am

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Post by fang2 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:53 am

Smart cards are being loaded.
Contracter's paid in RV dinars.
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Post by CaptnJerry on Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:01 am

said cashin at at 8 pm

It's not confirmed, but my source is saying......

September to remember

October to remember

November to remember

December to remember

It will be the best Christmas ever

It RV'd June 30th

They have been paid in RV'd Dinar, just can't spend them yet or take them out of the country

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Post by humingbyrd on Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:04 am

You will not spend another weekend thinking about this!
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Post by fang2 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:07 am

It has been loaded in the system, NO ONE can stop it now.
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Post by rrm7777 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:04 am

"This is the back wall."

Someone must have knocked it down. Reminds me of a story.

A pastor goes into a youth Sundays school class to sit in and see what they are learning. Towards the end of the class he asks the teacher, "Can I ask these young men a question?" "Sure", says the teacher.

The pastor asks, "Who knocked down the Jerico walls?"

The boys just sat there looking at each other. Finally one boy says, "We didn't do it pastor." The pastor then says, "Anyone?" Then they all say, "Really pastor, it wasn't any of us."

The pastor looks at the teacher and asks, "Are these boys serious?" The teacher replies, "Pastor, if they say they didn't do it, I believe them. They are all good boys and they would not lie."

The pastor. not believing his ears, just walked out of the room. He went to talk to the Sunday School Superintendent and told him what had just transpired in the Sunday School class.

The superintendent looked suprised and said, "Pastor, I know this teacher quite well and these boys. If the teacher believes them, I have to believe them too. What makes you think is was any of them?"

At the next chruch board meeting, the pastor told the chruch board what had transpired in the class, and the responses for the teacher and the superintendent. He said,"What are these chlidren being tought in their Sunday School classes?" One of the board members spoke up and said, "At least they are respected and believed by both the teacher and superintendent, so they must have values. What makes you think it was any of them?"

By now the pastor is very irritated. He says in a slightly angry tone, "I ask who knocked down the Jerico walls, and this is what I get for answers?"

Another board member, seeing that the pastor is getting upset, asks if he can make a motion. "I make a motion that we check out the cost of putting walls back up, and take the money out of the building funds."

With that, the pastor fainted.
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Post by Ponee on Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:19 am


Ok, this one I never understood ...




" I have my underwear packed...."


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Post by PALMER01 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:24 am

Makes you wonder about those who don't.
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Post by Ponee on Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:32 am

@PALMER01 wrote:Makes you wonder about those who don't.


Lol...funny. bigsmile
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Post by Soledad on Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:46 am

@CaptnJerry wrote:said cashin at at 8 pm

It's not confirmed, but my source is saying......

September to remember

October to remember

November to remember

December to remember

It will be the best Christmas ever

It RV'd June 30th

They have been paid in RV'd Dinar, just can't spend them yet or take them out of the country

CJ

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Post by humingbyrd on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:10 am

@Soledad wrote:

Please stop quoting gurus, I will appreciate if you could come with more intelligent posts, rather than pointing out predictions from Gurus, which by the way, that is the reazon they are call "pre" dictions! Have a Happy New Yerar! ! ! Abused opening lines 949729897

Maybe you didn't understand the title of this thread! So we will spell it out for you! A b u s e d O p e n i n g L i n e s

Now if reading all the overused, under actuated lines is a problem for you then, may we suggest you skip this thread! Very Happy

It seems everyone else is enjoying it! Laughing
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Post by PrcBby on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:10 am

Oh my, Soledad ...you just made yourself a moving target. They are just having fun. And those aren't predictions... And boy you are going to hear a lot of ...if you don 't like the thread don't read it.
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Post by Soledad on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:17 am

@PrcBby wrote:Oh my, Soledad ...you just made yourself a moving target. They are just having fun. And those aren't predictions... And boy you are going to hear a lot of ...if you don 't like the thread don't read it.



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Post by mabysomeday on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:17 am

@Soledad wrote:
@CaptnJerry wrote:said cashin at at 8 pm

It's not confirmed, but my source is saying......

September to remember

October to remember

November to remember

December to remember

It will be the best Christmas ever

It RV'd June 30th

They have been paid in RV'd Dinar, just can't spend them yet or take them out of the country

CJ

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Post by CaptnJerry on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:19 am

Why am I the one being singled out?

I guess it had to be someone... Might as well be me! Twisted Evil

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Jonnywg, is this you on Celebrity Fear Factor?

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Post by mabysomeday on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:21 am

@CaptnJerry wrote:Why am I the one being singled out?

I guess it had to be someone... Might as well be me! Twisted Evil

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Jonnywg, is this you on Celebrity Fear Factor?

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Post by CaptnJerry on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:30 am

Ty mabysomeday. I know... Soledad was only quoting me and the link was referring to your post... Your post came while I was responding, so I added the link to support you. Hope everyone enjoys.

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Post by PrcBby on Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:06 am

@Soledad wrote:
@PrcBby wrote:Oh my, Soledad ...you just made yourself a moving target. They are just having fun. And those aren't predictions... And boy you are going to hear a lot of ...if you don 't like the thread don't read it.



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SO, Soledad, you are what they call a POT STIRRER then.... AH OK, that is needed now and then to keep things going...stir away
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Post by LeeCountyNM on Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:23 am

Tick Tock The Mod Ran Out The Clock!!!!!!!Happy New Year
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Post by PrcBby on Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:32 am

@LeeCountyNM wrote:Tick Tock The Mod Ran Out The Clock!!!!!!!Happy New Year

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Post by PALMER01 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:35 am

Is there a raffle going on? On some fethers?

Sorry, couldn't help myself.


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Post by PrcBby on Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:37 am

Some people dont like the funnies posted. WHen I dont like the funnies, i take them out of the newspaper and throw them away... i just dont read them lol... how about you?
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Post by Cardiac99 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:42 pm

@ palmero1.....what are fethers? Are they anything like FEATHERS?
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Post by his4evr2c on Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:16 pm

@rrm7777 wrote:"This is the back wall."

Someone must have knocked it down. Reminds me of a story.

A pastor goes into a youth Sundays school class to sit in and see what they are learning. Towards the end of the class he asks the teacher, "Can I ask these young men a question?" "Sure", says the teacher.

The pastor asks, "Who knocked down the Jerico walls?"

The boys just sat there looking at each other. Finally one boy says, "We didn't do it pastor." The pastor then says, "Anyone?" Then they all say, "Really pastor, it wasn't any of us."

The pastor looks at the teacher and asks, "Are these boys serious?" The teacher replies, "Pastor, if they say they didn't do it, I believe them. They are all good boys and they would not lie."

The pastor. not believing his ears, just walked out of the room. He went to talk to the Sunday School Superintendent and told him what had just transpired in the Sunday School class.

The superintendent looked suprised and said, "Pastor, I know this teacher quite well and these boys. If the teacher believes them, I have to believe them too. What makes you think is was any of them?"

At the next chruch board meeting, the pastor told the chruch board what had transpired in the class, and the responses for the teacher and the superintendent. He said,"What are these chlidren being tought in their Sunday School classes?" One of the board members spoke up and said, "At least they are respected and believed by both the teacher and superintendent, so they must have values. What makes you think it was any of them?"

By now the pastor is very irritated. He says in a slightly angry tone, "I ask who knocked down the Jerico walls, and this is what I get for answers?"

Another board member, seeing that the pastor is getting upset, asks if he can make a motion. "I make a motion that we check out the cost of putting walls back up, and take the money out of the building funds."

With that, the pastor fainted.

Now that's Funny 🐱 alien 🤡 Rolling Eyes lol

Another one:

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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Post by PALMER01 on Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:20 pm

Cardiac99, read above.
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Post by his4evr2c on Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:26 pm

@Dinar4silver wrote:Horizon,


Are you making up:

"closer than a tick on a cat!"

Come on, I don't remember that one!

Heck, why should any of these saying surprise any of us! LOL!


Read it last month it's an Okieism lol

Let's find fun jokes people say such as:

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.


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Post by raidernick on Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:33 pm

When you go to work this morning tell your boss "I quit!"
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