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Stringing along
by RamblerNash Sat Jan 23, 2016 12:48 pm
A piece of string enters a pub and orders a beer. The barman says “Look pal, it’s nothing personal but we don’t serve string in here, we had some trouble with some twine last year”. “Fair enough” says the string and he leaves. Next day the string comes back in and the barman says “I told you yesterday, we don’t serve string – now get out!” The piece of string promptly leaves but he returns the next day, and the next and all week and every time the barman throws him out. Finally the barman has enough and threatens the string. “You’re pushing your luck!”, he says, ” If you come in here tomorrow, you’ll be sorry!”.
Sure enough, next day, the string comes in. The barman loses his cool and snatches the string and whacks it on the bar about a dozen times. Then he ties it in a knot, swings it around his head and throws it into the wall. Finally he gives it to his dog, which chews it up and spits it out. The barman finally throws the string out of the door and says, “There, let that be a lesson to you – WE DON’T SERVE STRING!”
Next day, the string comes in, still tied up and all tatty. “Oh for goodness sake!”, says the barman, “Look, we don’t serve string and you are, are you not a piece of string?”
“No,”, says the string, “I’m a frayed knot!”
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Re: Stringing along
by Ponee Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:07 pm
Haaa Haaa !!! I always loved that one ! It was the FIRST JOKE my husband told me when we first started dating. Funny, it is the only joke I can remember him telling over the years, though I know he has told many. This is the only one that sticks in my head.
Thanks for sharing and taking me down memory lane.
Thanks for sharing and taking me down memory lane.
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