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Thursday afternoon humor, you know you need it..
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is
no God, or no Heaven or heck, or no life after death?" as he smiled
smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose
that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or heck, or no life
after death, when you don't know -hit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is
no God, or no Heaven or heck, or no life after death?" as he smiled
smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose
that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or heck, or no life
after death, when you don't know -hit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
Cabo- Active Member
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Re: Thursday afternoon humor, you know you need it..
Thanks for a great chuckle!
Goldenfan- Forum Fanatic
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Re: Thursday afternoon humor, you know you need it..
Thanks! I might have to use that next time i'm on a flight.
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Re: Thursday afternoon humor, you know you need it..
That's super hilarious-Where in blue blazes did you hear that?
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Re: Thursday afternoon humor, you know you need it..
That one has been around for awhile - makes me chuckle everytime I read it!
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Re: Thursday afternoon humor, you know you need it..
terbo56@yahoo.com
That was emailed to me, I had a good laugh too.. I thought I would share..
That was emailed to me, I had a good laugh too.. I thought I would share..
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