Jester -- says we are on high alert

8-23-2013 Intel Guru Jester

WEDNESDAY WE WERE TOLD THAT THERE WOULD BE A SHUT DOWN OF THE SYSTEM...WE BLEW THAT OFF BECAUSE WE JUST COULD NOT BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO IT...MY BAD. THEN WHEN IT HAPPENED WE WERE ALL WONDERING WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON. THERE WAS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF BLOCK IN THE SYSTEM AND THEY HAD TO WORK THROUGH THAT...SO THERE IS YOUR GLITCH.


SO...IF YOU ARE ON A DEADLINE...WHICH WE WERE ALSO AWARE THAT EVERYONE WAS ON HIGH ALERT AND EXPECTING THINGS TO HAPPEN LAST NIGHT.. AND YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU THINK I AM TALKING ABOUT...THEN THEY WERE TO DO IT... SYSTEM COMES BACK UP CHECKED OUT...AND NOW WE ARE REALLY READY TO ROLL...I AM TOLD THAT IS DONE NOW...WE ARE NOT SURE ABOUT THE TIMING ISSUES AT THIS POINT BUT ARE AWARE THAT THINGS ARE STILL ON HIGH ALERT FROM OUR SOURCES AT THIS TIME.

We're gonna need bigger shovels ... CLEAN UP AISLE 7!

I hate to ask unintelligent questions BUT:  1)  How many times does this have to be DONE to get the RV?  2)  Who is the responsible party that actually says it is DONE and pushes the button?  And,  3)  Who are all these others who are running around calling this DONE when it isn't?  (I want real names.)

This "It's DONE" garbage has been going on for many years and then all of a sudden when the supposed deadline appears and no RV we get the excuse train.  Yep, folks that is the only train they 'roos have produced - the excuse train and every one of them hops right on board when it doesn't RV.  This is not different this time than any before.  So that we can dispense with the formalities when the deadline passes and no RV - THE RV TRAIN IS BOARDING ON TRACK 99.  ALL ABOARD!!!!!

The roo's train is over on track 86 ...