BREAKING: Dave Schmidt (Meta 1 Coin Scam) No Longer Sits In Jail!

It is rumored that former State Senator Dave Schmidt is no longer sitting in his "Illegal Detainment" facility, but is in fact forced to stand due to reoccurring "promiscuous activities"

The Meta 1 Team of lawyers, friends, and family have already caused Dave "Butthurt" feelings, but this just became real.

Rumored reports are when Dave is not standing in his cell, he moves around with a very distinctive waddle.

Reports are also mentioning that Dave has an inability to retain his bowel movements, and is in a considerable amount of discomfort.

Other inmates are asking begging for masks and are more than happy to practice extreme social distancing, until his condition improves.

Taco night was cancelled and pressed chicken was served as a substitute.


https://www.oom2.com/t70731-dave-schmidt-meta-1-coin-scam-it-s-taco-night-at-dave-s-illegal-detainment-facility

https://www.oom2.com/t69323-dave-schmidt-meta-1-coin-28-page-pdf-of-the-sec-injunction

https://www.oom2.com/t70639-meta-1-coin-investors-contact-info-for-dave-s-illegal-detainment

https://www.oom2.com/t70492-dave-schmidt-meta-1-coin-scam-july-4th-meta-exchange-launch-delayed