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Post by 1alaskan Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:27 pm


<p>For all our Texas Friends, A friend of my wife's, who is from Texas, sent this to us.
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Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ....Too bad...

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer...

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats..

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.


At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the cabbage out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'


God Bless Texas ........

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Post by aksafeone Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:39 pm

Not quite as interesting but:

This
happened last winter just outside of Douglas, a little town in the back
country of North Dakota. It sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale.

This
out-of-state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a
real dark night in the middle of a snow storm. Time passed slowly and no
cars went by. It was snowing so hard he could hardly see his hand in
front of his face.

Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly,
approaching and appearing ghost like in the snow. It slowly and silently
crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in
the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was
nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine .

Again the
car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think
of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a
sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and
began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the
road and into a nearby lake and he would drown!

But just before
the curve, a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand
reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around
the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the
window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear, the guy
watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve.

Finally
the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of
the car and ran and ran, until he came to a town called Garrison. Wet
and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots
of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience.

A
silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the
guy was serious and that he was telling the truth (and was not just some
drunk).

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar
and one says to the other, 'Look Ole, ders dat idiot that was ridding in
our car when we wuz pushin it in the snowstorm!'
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