OKIE IN NEW YORK CITY!!!!
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OKIE IN NEW YORK CITY!!!!
His name was OKIE, and he needed a loan, so....... he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so OKIE handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. OKIE produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at OKIE for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, OKIE returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are , a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater , Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
OKIE replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
His name was OKIE !!!!!!!!
Keep an eye on those OIL boys!
darjohn- Forum Fanatic
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I LOVE IT!!!
:cheers:



Cardiac99- Elite Member
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sorry off the subject
I have literaly poured millions of yards of concrete for those windmills around Sweetwater TX and all over the nation.
Thank you for this oppertunity!
Thank you for this oppertunity!
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Thank You for some much needed humor this Monday morning!
lonestargreg- Forum Friend
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I must say, this is awesome......Got this ole Florida boy smiling this morning..............
CharlieBoy- New Member
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[b]LOL!!! SMART IDEA!!!

gmahunni- Elite Member
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SMART GUY....LOL :queen:
Lucky Peni- Forum Friend
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Just For Fun...... Okie's Condo For Sale
Link..tsmith.embarqspace.com
For Sale ..Condo Waterfront, spacious rooms, great fishing Golf nearby, make offer...
For Sale ..Condo Waterfront, spacious rooms, great fishing Golf nearby, make offer...
catscratched- Active Member
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ROTFLMO...hehehehe!!! Gotta Love It!! Okie Man Tooo funny


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