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Post by darjohn Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:42 am





His name was OKIE, and he needed a loan, so....... he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so OKIE handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. OKIE produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at OKIE for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, OKIE returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are , a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater , Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

OKIE replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"

His name was OKIE !!!!!!!!

Keep an eye on those OIL boys!



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Post by Cardiac99 Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:32 am

I LOVE IT!!! Very Happy 👅 :cheers: Razz
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Post by pickupman Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:41 am

I have literaly poured millions of yards of concrete for those windmills around Sweetwater TX and all over the nation.

Thank you for this oppertunity!

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Post by lonestargreg Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:44 am

Thank You for some much needed humor this Monday morning!

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Post by pacotaco Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:43 am

That was Great!

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Post by CharlieBoy Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:52 am

I must say, this is awesome......Got this ole Florida boy smiling this morning..............

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OKIE IN NEW YORK CITY!!!! Empty How clever that Okie is --great way to start the week off !!!

Post by oldman1 Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:10 am

Very Happy

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Post by tnmom Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:09 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by gmahunni Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:45 am

[b]LOL!!! SMART IDEA!!! groupdance
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Post by Lucky Peni Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:48 am

SMART GUY....LOL :queen:
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OKIE IN NEW YORK CITY!!!! Empty Just For Fun...... Okie's Condo For Sale

Post by catscratched Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:25 pm

Link..tsmith.embarqspace.com

For Sale ..Condo Waterfront, spacious rooms, great fishing Golf nearby, make offer...

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Post by crich Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:00 pm




ROTFLMO...hehehehe!!! Gotta Love It!! Okie Man Tooo funny bounce lol!


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