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Post by santafe Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:06 pm


NOAH TODAY



In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said:"Once again, the earth has become wicked and populated with evil people, and I see the end of all flesh before me.


Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:"You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."


Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.


"Noah!," He roared, "I'm about to start the rain!
Where is the Ark?"


"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."


"I needed a Building Permit."

"I've been arguing with the Boat Inspector about the need for a sprinkler system."


"My neighbors claim that I've violated the Neighborhood By-Laws by building the Ark in my backyard and exceeding the height limitations.

We had to go to the Homeowner’s Association for a decision."



"Then the City Council and the Electric Company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it."



"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Spotted Barn Owl."
"I tried to convince the environmentalists that I
needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!"



"When I started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space."




"Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood."




"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the
Department of Labor on how many minorities I'm
supposed to hire for my building crew."


"Immigration is checking the Visa status of most of the people who want to work."


"The trade unions say I can't use my sons. They
insist I have to hire only Union workers with
Ark-building experience."

"To make matters worse, the Internal Revenue Service seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species without paying taxes on them, and now Homeland Security has put me on the list as a possible terrorist using animals to hide Weapons of Mass Destruction."

"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10
years for me to finish this Ark."

"Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky."


Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
"You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord.

"The Government beat me to it
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Post by santafe Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:34 pm

Enjoy!
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Post by donzi Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:45 pm

Santafe, you're right on with this post. Our great country is crippled by our government, our servants, yea right! It sounds like he was trying to build the ark in California.
good post.
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Post by santafe Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:57 pm

Yes, you are right... Noah lives just South of San Fransisco.... Talk about regulation.... They have it nailed up there!
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Post by joejaboah Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:45 pm

That's awesome! Thank you for that....I'll enjoy sharing it. Smile

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Post by santafe Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:44 pm

So glad you enjoyed that!!

We need to keep passing that on.... it makes a great point, something we can all relate to.... TO MUCH GOVERNMENT strangles a nation.
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