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Post by phantomssecret Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:41 pm

IMPORTANT MESSAGE
You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again……

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', Look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX - This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone!
But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
Always remember to Laugh!!
Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes !
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Post by tamharris Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:42 pm

omg!
Thanks for a much needed chuckle amidst all this chaos!!!!

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Post by joinmenow Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:43 pm

Yes that made me chuckle too... Good thing God gave us a sense of humor... Thanks.

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Post by Catherine Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:01 pm

lol! :flower: lol!
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Post by sunshine162 Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:36 pm

Razz Razz lol, funny, now I know where my well shaped body went. lol Maybe after the RV I can find my body I used to have. lol groupdance

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Post by Cardiac99 Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:27 pm

It happens to men, too. They give us diseases though. The aliens came to me in my sleep and gave me furniture disease. Now my chest fell to my drawers!
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Post by Terbo56 Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:33 pm

Cardiac99- That was awesome!!
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