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Post by RamblerNash Sun May 22, 2016 1:15 am

"You know you are a Dinarian when:"

...if you are typing your access code into your microwave.

...if you had to increase you minutes on you phone for the CC calls.

...you ordered 2 lops of ice cream

...you know all the mods names by their voices.

...ask for change in small denoms.

...know more about the Iraq budget then your own.

....wife calls " it's done" and you get disappointed when she was calling you for dinner.

...defend your favorite Guru when he is misses it for the 67th time.

"You know you are a Dinarian when:"

... going to the bathroom with your laptop and phone with the 6 digit number on the wall.

...you hold more Iraq Dinar the USD

....you have an indent in your head from your cell phone from CC calls.

You know you're a Dinarian when:

you skip an event because you have to stay by your computer for a conference call...

you are still on chat at 2:00 in the morning even though you have to get up at 6:00 for work...

you see a new bank program and consider the possibility it might be a scam...

you see a commercial for a high priced car, trip, etc... and you put it on your list of things to do post RV...


You know you're a Dinarian when......

all your DINAR friends answer the phone and say, "ARE WE RICH YET?".

1. When you are on the phone and tell your kids to be quiet and they respond "Are you on another CC?"

2. When you let your kids eat whatever they want because you are on a CC.

3. When you hear the word "RV" on the tv and jump to turn up the volume only to discover it is for the commerical "GO RVing"

4. Your first words to your spouse in the morning is..."Did it RV"

5. Your phone rings late at night and you about kill yourself jumping out of the bed to answer it.

(most of these are true from people I know)

...you put your cell on vibrate under your pillow so you don't miss the rv txt and won't wake anyone else if a wrong number

...you've pawned everything you have to keep a roof over your head and you're still shopping for luxury yachts online

...you've tried to get a collateralized loan from Chase using your dinar as the collateral

...when the Landlord served the eviction papers you asked if you could pay in dinars
...you lost the remote but it doesn't matter because you only watch one channel anymore...the news

...www.cbi.iq IS your homepage

...you have all the iraqi holidays on a calendar, but not your anniversary or birthdays of your family

"You know you are a Dinarian when:

...You know what the word "Dinarian" means.

......when you eat two one pound bags of Twizzlers while listening to a CC that's a half hour long!


You know your a Dinarian when:

...all the numbers on your "friends and family" list are CC lines and bridges

...you save sticky notes with dozens of old pin numbers "just in case..."

...you know more about what's up with the people in chat than you do about your brother-in-law

...you think as you're paying for something about how many dinar you could buy instead

...you have no dining room anymore - you have a "command post"

...you know so much about geo-political events and intrigue your mom is beginning to think you work for the CIA

....when you can convert any amount of money to the GBP in your head

....when you've talked about millions of dollars with your spouse so much it's beginning to not feel like a lot of money


You know your a Dinarian when .......

you are on vacation in a cabin where there is no cell phone usage and you get in the car and drive up the mountain at night to find a spot where the cell phone works to LISTEN TO THE CONFERENCE CALL !!!

When you know the bagdad time zone better than your own

When you automaticaly convert prices to dinar notes


You know you are a Dinarian if:

If you dropped your iphone in the toilet bowl while listening to a CC.

If you think it is Monday Noon call time but it is actually Thursday.

You want to name your pet Okie

Your body is on Iraqi Time not Central Time.

You know more about Iraq history than the US history.

When hearing Okie's voice several times and are convinced he's really Trace Adkins!! Oh wait, I guess that's just me...hee hee

You know you are a Dinarian when you have at the bottom of ALL your (send) Text says "GO RV"!!

You sleep with your phone

You speak fluent Arabish (translated Arabic)

When people ask how you are....yoou answer..."SuperFantastic


You know you're a Dinarian when :

you have been job hunting forever, your bills are past due, you've trimmed your budget more tightly than you thought possible, and can't remember the last time you bought anything anywhere but Walmart....but you're still more cheerful and optimistic and faithful than your friends who are still living their "regular" lives.

You know you are a dinarian when the joke in the house from the family when a fellow dinarian calls and the family shouts out "it is going to happen in the next 24-48 hours and laughs!"

...Your family members shake their heads when they walk into the room and see you wearing two set of headphones: one to listen to the Bull on your computer and one to listen to a cc on your phone. I guess the worst part of this is that you don't see anything strange about this.

...Your lunch hour is scheduled around Monday's, Wednesday's, and Friday's cc's.

...You have various chat rooms minimized on your work computer so that you can "check in" every couple of minutes.
When one becomes numb to the term 'INTEL.'

When the only things you care to read or hear about in any call or post is, "RV", the "RATE", and at which banks "CASH IN IS IN PROGRESS."

When your kids say "is that OKIE(or Tony or Poppy) talking?"

When you question your investment and a random occurrence such as this occurs while at the J. O. B.

............you have a puppy or kitten (or pet of any kind) named "OKIE"......

Many of the above plus....

1. you are in school....but you have your ear phones on so you can listen to the conference call at 1 EST on your computer

2. Your favorites on your computer is all dinar websites

3. You are at dinner with friends and you hear people talking about RV and you listen......they were just talking about a trip.

4. Your grandchild has asked you many times what is an RV
When you are on the phone and tell your kids to be quiet and they respond "Are you on another CC?"
you have reoccuring dinarian dreams...

Your collecting house plans and homes for sale.

You are looking at new motor homes instead of used.


The Words I never want o hear again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 " 24 to 48 hrs"
"what's the pin #"
"it's done"
"we're here"
"are we having a call"
"are we rich yet"

Stay grounded......
just heard from one of my sources........
Nuff said!!!
I heard it from a reliable source....
I went to my bank today......

"I know you can't say.....but.......do you have a rate or a date?"
this is my bank story- when I was at the bank today =the ???
Boots on the ground
I can't tell you why I know it...

I don't want to throw you under the bus, but...
I've heard a lot of stuff I can share with you...
The dirty four letter word SOON!
I'm just the messenger....
don't go buy reserves based on this intel......

Smoke and mirrors
The biggest one though is "its Done."
The RV rollercoaster
The friend of a friend's brother's sister's mother's cousin has a friend....

Dinar Guru
Dinar site wars....(just make the RV happen)
Alphabet groups
It will happen Sunday night...If not then Monday morning...Tuesday thru Thursday looks good....Friday by close of business! Hey look it's Sunday again!
"stay grounded"

I will hate the Annie song, "Tomorrow"

Oh, and how about, "my source is so high he tickles God's feet.........

Oh and........DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID!!!!!!! even if it comes with an umbrella in a pineapple!
That lady's voice on the free conference call when you dial in for a call.
Treat this as long term
Stay grounded
Cautiously optimistic
Here's my bank story...
it's done
Nuff said

Obama signed off on it,
tied to GDP,
This is the largest transfer of wealth since Jews came out of Egypt,
the lower denoms have been released,
security ministers have/have not been chosen/seated,
groundhog weekend,
rate locked and loaded,
LOL, love it ..press *6 to mute

my top three:
1. Monday
2. Soon
3. Tomorrow

99.99999% sure.
Under the Bus.
Lop, no Lop
We are here
"Confirmation on the information"
I can't tell you my sources but.....
A friend of my __________ friend said that......
Gooooooooooooo RV!
We don't do rates or dates.
How about "I can't tell you what my source just told me, but you are gonna love it!!!"

SoBlessed:  "Signs You May Be A Dinarian Addict"

Thought this was funny when I found it.

1. You just tried to enter your OKIE OIL MAN password on the microwave.

2. You chat several times a day with people from all over the world about IMF and BIS , but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.                                                                                                                                       
3. You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to check the Dinar sites before you go in your house.                    

4. You buy a new computer and a week later it is clogged with Dinar bookmarks.                                                                  
5. Cleaning up the bedroom room means you have to put your Dinar away.                                                                         
6. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not belong to the same Dinar blogs.                                

7. You consider second-day air delivery of your Dinar painfully slow.                                                                                      
8. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check the Dinar websites before going back to bed.                              

9. You get up in morning and go online to your favorite Dinar site before having your coffee and getting dressed                

10. You're reading this now!                                                                                                                                           
11. You relate so much you feel compelled to respond with more of your own !!! --
Newhope: When you get a text in the middle if the night you jump out of bed like a gymnast because you think it's THE RV text.... And you need to be ready for speed dialing the 800 numbers... Lol

Mr.Bob:  OMG and i thought i was the only one lol...

GodBlessTony:  and if you named your dog, Dinar and your Siamese Cat, Dong

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Post by Sam I Am Sun May 22, 2016 4:11 am

Nice thread, Nash.  Here's a few I remember from my DV days.

... if "scooter" is a guru
... if "Breitling" doesn't mean a plane or a watch
... if  "Okie" doesn't make you think of somebody from Oklahoma
... "CC" doesn't mean "carbon copy"
... you can name the head of the CBI but not the head of the Federal Reserve
... "dong" isn't a dirty word

and from the post-DV days

... if "Sam I Am" doesn't make you think of Dr. Seuss


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