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Post by wpsmit Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:51 pm

The New Year is upon us and with it comes the required predictions for 2016 from wpsmit the Magnifico:


1) HitlerLiary will withdraw from the race due to medical reasons. Her Pinocchio nose will have become so long that she will be attacked by thousands of termites who feast all the way to her sinuses.


2) Ayatollah Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama will etch his legacy in stone when The War Between the States II starts in Texas over his Executive Order to confiscate all guns in the state. This time, however the U.S military revolts and overthrows the Ayatollah. Ayatollah is found to be an illegal alien and found guilty of crimes against the USA and sentenced to a lifetime of water boarding in Gitmo. 


3) Ted Nugent is proclaimed interim President and signs EO declaring that each household will be required to own an AR15. Instead of supplying these weapons to very bad people in Mexico, Syria, and various other enemies, Ted distributes them to all households.

4) Ted's next act is to declare the agreement to aid Iran in its Nuclear Arms race null and void. In a related matter he flies to Israel and bows at Netanyahuh's feet. He signs a pact that insures that the first time Iran complains about anything, Israel and the U.S. will same day air deliver 6 nukes to several locations throughout Iran.


5) Donald Trump takes time out from his campaign to visit Iraq and purchase 300 million dinars. Hmmm, wonder what this is all about?

6) Ted announces Amboy Duke Care wherein he cuts off all foreign aid and provides each CITIZEN free healthcare. The money left over is used to cut our deficit by 2/3

7) Through technology and cryogenics DooDoo is brought back to life and makes a surprise and welcome visit to DD

8) wpsmit wins 450 million bucks in the power ball tonight and donates 1 million to his favorite unicorn

There will be more, but I have to make plans for my expected windfall tonight.

Throws his mike thru a window and walks out 
 

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Post by Kevind53 Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:34 pm

Rolling Eyes lmao lmao lmao Twisted Evil Laughing

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Post by Purpleskyz Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:31 am

WOOT!!! TERRIBLE TED FOR PREZ!


Now that would be a whole new kind of Stranglehold. At least he does not hide his crazy. Smile




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Post by Ponee Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:02 pm

Hey in today's world, anything could happen.   These predictions just might come true!

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