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FROM THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS !!!!!!!
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, who's hand was caught
in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man...
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. '
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond
his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb XXX
put him up there to begin with." YA GOTA LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!
Just Da Truth- VIP NewsHound
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Re: FROM THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS !!!!!!!
wow that is a pretty good description come election time we should help
him get down he should not be left to suffer like that
him get down he should not be left to suffer like that
red88lx- Elite Member
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Re: FROM THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS !!!!!!!
Yes, I've seen this going around some time ago...thanks for
bringing it back around again! I think it's very cleverly put.
Yes...let's help get that Turtle off the post--please!
bringing it back around again! I think it's very cleverly put.
Yes...let's help get that Turtle off the post--please!
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