If Tony was Romeo (Antonio) and Pam was Julliet...

by **Ssmith** Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:10 pm

If Tony was Romeo (Antonio) and Pam was Julliet...

Beethoven from TNT

Juliet (Pam):
O Romeo (Antonio), Romeo (Antonio)! wherefore art thou Romeo (Antonio)?
Deny thy father (brother) and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet (Dinarian).
Romeo (Tony)
Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this (in today's call delayed for an hour whilst I gather further intel about this woman)?
Juliet (Pam):
'Tis but thy (nick-)name, ('At any moment RV -Antonio'") that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague (Renfrow).
Romeo (Tony):
I take thee at thy word:
Call me but love (with the 800 #s), and I'll be new baptized;
Henceforth I never will be Romeo (At any moment -Antonio), that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague (Renfrow).
What's Montague (Renfrow)? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, (nor conference call) nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose (RV)
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo (Antonio) would, were he not Romeo (Antonio) call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes (his family)
Without that title. Romeo (Antonio), doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
Note:
A little poetic license was taken above with Anthony's name. If Tony were to sign an NDA, perhaps he would favor taking a low profile far from the former limelight and be called Antonio....