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Post by HezekiaH Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:35 pm

Two famous gurus were fishing down by a river on different sides of the riverbank at night. The heavy guru was catching a whole bunch of fish to sell to his Dinar followers, but the skinny guru hadn't caught any and was frustrated and called out to the heavy guru "How come you've been catching all them there fish and I ain't caught a single one?"
The heavy guru replied, " I don’t know.... why don’t you come on over here?"
"I don’t know.... I don’t see a bridge, and their ain't no boat, and I don’t swim to well"
The heavy guru picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, " Why don’t you just walk across this here beam of light?"
The skinny guru was outraged and replied "do you think am stupid? When I get half way across you'll turn light off!!!"


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Post by RamblerNash Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:44 am

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