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Post by HezekiaH Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:27 pm

One day a Dinar Guru was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found one of his followers standing on his porch with a strange object.

"What is that?" The Dinar Guru asked. "It's a thermos," the follower replied. "What does it do?" asked The Dinar Guru. "This keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." It's a gift for you.

The next day he arrived at the office where he makes up intel. Sure enough, all the other Gurus were curious about his new object. "What is it?" they asked.

"It's a thermos," The Guru replied.

"What does it do?" they asked.

"Well," The Guru says in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"What do you have in it?"

To which The Dinar Guru says, "Three cups of coffee and a Popsicle."

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Post by Terbo56 Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:30 pm

Some people would want to know how it did that.................
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Post by Ssmith Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:33 pm

Especially funny since one of Tony's callers told him this joke a couple of calls ago.
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