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(Just a joke) A Dinar Guru died.You will know which one.
A Dinar Guru died and his followers were sad because they no longer had their Intel calls.One of the followers suggested they go visit a psychic and see if they could communicate with him.
So next Friday at one o'clock they gathered in a dim room with a crystal ball.
The Psychic said,"He is here".
His followers said,"Great! Can you ask him if he is happy?"
The psychic said, "Wait he is putting his hand to his mouth as if he wants to smoke a cigar."
"Of course" said one of his follower's."He needs a cigar. He could never last long without one.I guess they don't have any cigars up there."
"Did he say where he is or how we could get one to him?"
"No" said the psychic."I can't seem to get that question across to him". After a thoughtful pause the psychic said, "But then again, he never said anything about needing a lighter."
So next Friday at one o'clock they gathered in a dim room with a crystal ball.
The Psychic said,"He is here".
His followers said,"Great! Can you ask him if he is happy?"
The psychic said, "Wait he is putting his hand to his mouth as if he wants to smoke a cigar."
"Of course" said one of his follower's."He needs a cigar. He could never last long without one.I guess they don't have any cigars up there."
"Did he say where he is or how we could get one to him?"
"No" said the psychic."I can't seem to get that question across to him". After a thoughtful pause the psychic said, "But then again, he never said anything about needing a lighter."
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LOL
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Keep 'em coming! Funny!!!
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