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A Guru and a Dinar Investor go into a bakery.

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Post by HezekiaH Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:59 pm

A Guru and a Dinar Investor go into a bakery.


The Guru immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Dinar Investor, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see a thing.” The Dinar Investor says to the Guru, “That’s typical of you Guroos. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”


Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Dinar Investor swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Dinar Investor swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.


The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “So what did you do with the pastries?”


The Dinar Investor replies, “Look in the Guru's back pocket…..”

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Post by RamblerNash Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:07 pm

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
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Post by Terbo56 Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:55 am

'Tiny' the toothless termite, went into a bar, hopped up on a barstool, and inquired, 'Is the bartender here? sorry
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Post by Ponee Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:09 pm

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