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GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
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GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
This email someone sent me today...and I want to share with everyone here ..feel a message for us all.
GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
This is Beautiful . PLEASE SEND IT TO EVERYONE YOU LOVE, INCLUDING ME.
Hello God, I called tonight
To talk a little while
I need a friend who'll listen
To my anxiety and trial.
You see, I can't quite make it
Through a day just on my own...
I need your love to guide me,
So I'll never feel alone.
I want to ask you please to keep,
My family safe and sound.
Come and fill their lives with confidence
For whatever fate they're bound.
Give me faith, dear God, to face
Each hour throughout the day,
And not to worry over things
I can't change in any way.
I thank you God, for being home
And listening to my call,
For giving me such good advice
When I stumble and fall.. !!!!!!!
Your number, God, is the only one
That answers every time.
I never get a busy signal,
Never had to pay a dime.
So thank you, God, for listening
To my troubles and my sorrow.
Good night, God, I love You, too,
And I'll call a gain tomorrow!
P.S. Please bless all my friends and family too.
Send this to all your friends and family. Including the person who sent it to you. Anyone that you love and care about. Let them know God is there for them.
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GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
This is Beautiful . PLEASE SEND IT TO EVERYONE YOU LOVE, INCLUDING ME.
Hello God, I called tonight
To talk a little while
I need a friend who'll listen
To my anxiety and trial.
You see, I can't quite make it
Through a day just on my own...
I need your love to guide me,
So I'll never feel alone.
I want to ask you please to keep,
My family safe and sound.
Come and fill their lives with confidence
For whatever fate they're bound.
Give me faith, dear God, to face
Each hour throughout the day,
And not to worry over things
I can't change in any way.
I thank you God, for being home
And listening to my call,
For giving me such good advice
When I stumble and fall.. !!!!!!!
Your number, God, is the only one
That answers every time.
I never get a busy signal,
Never had to pay a dime.
So thank you, God, for listening
To my troubles and my sorrow.
Good night, God, I love You, too,
And I'll call a gain tomorrow!
P.S. Please bless all my friends and family too.
Send this to all your friends and family. Including the person who sent it to you. Anyone that you love and care about. Let them know God is there for them.
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dinardiva- Elite Member
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Re: GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
To reach God by phone dial 1-800-976-SPACE
Press 1 for a recording
Press 2 for silence
God is not currently in the office at this time, because God is having lunch with the bunch discussing different universal matters of little significance. Further more, God does not use webster dictionary, so please leave a silent message and God will get back with you in about a million earth years or so in time, if you are still available to be reached after you get your dinar.
Please hold all of your silly questions until then, so God can laugh once in a million years. Sometimes God feels the need to just get away from it all, but there is no where to go:
Cheers Children,
SPACED OUT UNTIL THEN!
Press 1 for a recording
Press 2 for silence
God is not currently in the office at this time, because God is having lunch with the bunch discussing different universal matters of little significance. Further more, God does not use webster dictionary, so please leave a silent message and God will get back with you in about a million earth years or so in time, if you are still available to be reached after you get your dinar.
Please hold all of your silly questions until then, so God can laugh once in a million years. Sometimes God feels the need to just get away from it all, but there is no where to go:
Cheers Children,
SPACED OUT UNTIL THEN!
Tommy- Active Member
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Re: GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
Thank you Dinardiva!
Alchemist- Elite Member
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Alchemist you are always so bright and positive and it so very much appreciated. Fabulous Avtar Alchemist.
dinardiva- Elite Member
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Re: GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
tommy, inappropriate.
joejaboah- Active Member
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Re: GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
Tommy wrote:To reach God by phone dial 1-800-976-SPACE
Press 1 for a recording
Press 2 for silence
God is not currently in the office at this time, because God is having lunch with the bunch discussing different universal matters of little significance. Further more, God does not use webster dictionary, so please leave a silent message and God will get back with you in about a million earth years or so in time, if you are still available to be reached after you get your dinar.
Please hold all of your silly questions until then, so God can laugh once in a million years. Sometimes God feels the need to just get away from it all, but there is no where to go:
Cheers Children,
SPACED OUT UNTIL THEN!
I get it...I really get it... does that make me crazy or extremely intelligent? I'll pick intelligence.
smith- Forum Friend
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Re: GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
joejaboah wrote:tommy, inappropriate.
joe, you're just jealous because I have Gods phone number - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
:king:
Tommy- Active Member
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lol..
love the red wings...
love the red wings...
dinardiva- Elite Member
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Dinardiva, liked it too.
Thanks, we all need to remember Him more often and talk with Him more often
We also need to keep "hearkening" (listen and obey) to His Word, and study his example
to be worthy Stewards.
Thanks, we all need to remember Him more often and talk with Him more often
We also need to keep "hearkening" (listen and obey) to His Word, and study his example
to be worthy Stewards.
tomb22- Forum Friend
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Re: GOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER
Please don't take certain things that people post personally, it is really all about them and their relationships with everything else. If folks are jaded or closed off, there is not much one can do but send them prayer or positive intention, until they are ready...
Alchemist- Elite Member
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I agree Alchemist.. I believe it is one of those little tests we receive throughout life with certain types of people. Really, all you can do is love and pray for them. I can not imagine living in the dark.
I dont try to sound like I am high and mighty, but I do know what I believe in my heart to be true and that is our Father in Heaven, for without him, we would have nothing..
I dont try to sound like I am high and mighty, but I do know what I believe in my heart to be true and that is our Father in Heaven, for without him, we would have nothing..
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dlusk1414 wrote:I agree Alchemist.. I believe it is one of those little tests we receive throughout life with certain types of people. Really, all you can do is love and pray for them. I can not imagine living in the dark.
I dont try to sound like I am high and mighty, but I do know what I believe in my heart to be true and that is our Father in Heaven, for without him, we would have nothing..
Yes. Further, given a bad day it is so easy to fit that profile, like the metaphor of pointing a finger while three are pointing back. I belive this is where grace fits in as well as patience. In our weakness, through the grace of God, we find perfection...
Thanks for your insight Dlusk!
Alchemist- Elite Member
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Good advice all. My wife says, "You got to love them where they are."
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