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Post by RoyBoy Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:04 pm

The husband leans over and asks his wife,




'Do you remember the first time we had whoopee together over fifty years ago?  We went behind the village tavern




where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'



'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'



'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'






'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'



A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having whoopee against a fence.  I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.  So he follows them.




The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks..



Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence …




The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.  As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..



Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious whoopee that the policeman has ever seen.  This goes on for



about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.  Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed.  He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.



After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.  The policeman, is still watching and

thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.  So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else.  You must've had a fantastic  life together.

Is there some sort of secret to this?'




Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!’
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Post by Mayo-queen Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:10 pm

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Post by Terbo56 Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:43 pm

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Post by Kevind53 Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:22 pm

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

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Post by Saint Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:35 am

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Post by Purpleskyz Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:44 am

LOL

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Post by Terbo56 Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:58 am

There was this middle age gentleman that went into a drug store, and asked the Pharmacist if he sold condoms, or prophylactics, and the reply was, 'Yes, sir, I do have those, they are behind you down the isle, third shelf down to your left'. The man walked down the isle, found what he was looking for, and came back to the counter. The Pharmacist looked at them, and said, 'Those will be $4.95, plus tax', and upon saying this, the man said, $4.95, PLUS TACKS? I don't need no friggin tacks, I'm damn sure it will stay on by itself! hide
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Post by Terbo56 Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:52 pm

Geez, hard crowd, I guess- question
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Post by RoyBoy Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:55 pm

OK Terbo lol  I mean roflmao
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Post by doodoo Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:25 pm

GROAN Terbo....As for you royboy :yes:

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Post by doodoo Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:32 pm

and today's song comes from the Rock Opera Tommy

Give us a room and close the door
Leave us for a while.
Your boy won't be a boy no more
Young, but not a child.
I'm the Gypsy - the MAYO QUEEN
Pay before we start.
I'm the Gypsy - the MAYO QUEEN
I'll tear your soul apart.

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Post by Terbo56 Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:42 pm

Sounds like 'Styx' crystal ball album, the song, 'Jennifer'- Oh, and I'm sure Mayo-Queen will be pleased at your attempt at humor- You're gonna be in trou-ble, man, your ass is grass, and she's gonna be the 'Lawnmower'! omg
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Post by RoyBoy Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:43 pm

LMAO , good thing she is sleeping now
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Post by Terbo56 Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:47 pm

Maybe, but, mister, when that woman wakes up, I'm gettin outta here- She' gonna be huntin'- affraid affraid
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Post by RoyBoy Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:49 pm

I am actually watching her sleep on skype now. it's almost 6 am now over there
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Post by Terbo56 Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:00 pm

That is cool- Hope she does not take offense to it-
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Post by Saint Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:21 pm

I'm tip-toeing out of here before the SHTF omg

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Post by Mayo-queen Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:29 pm

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hello guys....I'm up now and it's 7.20 am Malaysia time, someone mentioned my name and here I am looking for Royboy industrial grass eater....LOL
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Post by Terbo56 Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:24 pm

I thought it may be a 'Toroboy', or a 'Roybilt'-
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Post by doodoo Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:20 pm

See there, all you IQD wannabees. Madame Mayo seems to be a very nice as well as a very attractive lady. She doesn't even know me but she knows I was just funnin her.

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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:28 pm

Yep, start back steppin- Kinda late, now, ain't it? Wannabes my ass- You're just as guilty as the rest of us- Old timers whoopee  3508649203 sarcastic sarcastic
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Post by doodoo Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:34 pm

I most certainly am.......been counting that $34.99 per ever since Opium started publishing it

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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:42 pm

I can't blame you- Me, too!
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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:06 pm

Ilikeyou bigsmile
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