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by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:42 pm

I have a few things to do, and may be back later- IF it isn't too late-Just thought I'd warn y'all!! hide

by mrparrot Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:19 pm

terbo56 wrote:I have a few things to do, and may be back later- IF it isn't too late-Just thought I'd warn y'all!!

Thanks for the warning.

***reaches up and turns on the electric fence***

by **Kevind53** Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:20 pm

*** Turns electric fence to fry... Twisted Evil

***

by mrparrot Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:47 pm

Kevind53 wrote:*** Turns electric fence to fry... ***

***turns fence back down to "stun",
fills moat with Canola oil,
sets temp on moat to 350 degrees***

If a Terbo56 is like a Lopster,
you want it alive when you drop
it in the cooking vessel.

That's the proper way to fry something...

by **Kevind53** Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:09 pm

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:59 pm

I see, having a few jollies and laughs at my expense, 'eh? tony

by mrparrot Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:04 pm

terbo56 wrote:I see, having a few jollies and laughs at my expense, 'eh?

Your fault.

Next time, do what I do.

Sneak out and hope nobody notices.
Then sneak back in...

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:10 pm

I'll just stay logged in, that's all- Back Later on- 1570665320

by mrparrot Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:38 pm

terbo56 wrote:I'll just stay logged in, that's all-

But then how would we have
any fun...?

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:41 pm

True-

by **Kevind53** Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:47 pm

Don't worry choo train man we'll pick on you to your face too if you give us an opening....

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:52 pm

Kevind, I may have fallen off the turnip truck, but it wasn't last night! Back Later on- 3508649203

by Goldiegirl Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:06 pm

sooooo Terbo, did you get your chores done?

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:24 pm

Yes, I did- Cleaned the cat boxes, did the dishes, and bagged the trash! happydance

by Goldiegirl Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:27 pm

That's it? ...no vacumming or laundry? You had an easy day.

omg

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:29 pm

I do laundry and vacuuming on Friday or Saturday- I got you covered!!

by Goldiegirl Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:31 pm

Now just to find someone to cook dinner and I'd have it maid!!!

happydance

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:36 pm

Yes, and I do cook, and some nice meals, too-

by Goldiegirl Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:41 pm

and some "not so nice"...OMG...what pretelll might those be?

:winky winky:

by mrparrot Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:46 pm

Goldiegirl wrote:Now just to find someone to cook dinner and I'd have it maid!!!

***took a class taught by a former head chef
from Buckingham Palace, back in the mid 90's***

I'm not very good with dinners, but I can make
a mean breakfast and killer desserts. Love working
with chocolate.

If this roller coaster ever comes to a stop,
and we all get together for an after-party,
I'll make my tuxedo strawberries. And these
are no ordinary T.S.'s. White chocolate "shirt",
milk chocolate "jacket", dark chocolate "buttons"
on the "shirt", and injected with a variety of
liquors, spilling out of a bag made of chocolate...

by **Terbo56** Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:50 pm

I will admit I've messed up plenty of times, but as I go along in life I try to refine what I do and what I have learned- When I was 16, one of my great aunts taught me alot about cooking, baking, poaching poultry, and searing-I can also do canning- I do very well, although, yes, I DO have my days-

by **Kevind53** Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:41 am

terbo56 wrote:I will admit I've messed up plenty of times, but as I go along in life I try to refine what I do and what I have learned- When I was 16, one of my great aunts taught me alot about cooking, baking, poaching poultry, and searing-I can also do canning- I do very well, although, yes, I DO have my days-

And here I thought you pickled everything ... Back Later on- 10904910

by mrparrot Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:51 am

Kevind53 wrote:
terbo56 wrote:I will admit I've messed up plenty of times, but as I go along in life I try to refine what I do and what I have learned- When I was 16, one of my great aunts taught me alot about cooking, baking, poaching poultry, and searing-I can also do canning- I do very well, although, yes, I DO have my days-

And here I thought you pickled everything ...

The only thing in his kitchen that's pickled is him...

by **Terbo56** Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:32 am

It's too bad y'all seem to think I drink all the time- Not the case- I have not had a real drink, let alone a beer, for about two years, now-However, I WILL make some home brew if someones asks me-It doesn't mean I drink it-Don't make assumptions unless you know it to be true-MrParrot, I do believe you need a time out- Go to your chair! tony

by mrparrot Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:45 am

terbo56 wrote:It's too bad y'all seem to think I drink all the time- Not the case- I have not had a real drink, let alone a beer, for about two years, now-However, I WILL make some home brew if someones asks me-It doesn't mean I drink it-Don't make assumptions unless you know it to be true-MrParrot, I do believe you need a time out- Go to your chair!

Oh no.
Please.
Not my chair...

On a serious note, I didn't mean
to ruffle your feathers about the
drinking. If you're at two years sober,
congratulations. Been to a few meetings
myself, with a friend, as her support.

***goes to his chair***

Can someone bring me a Philly Cheese Steak,
a Dr.Pepper, some napkins, and help me find
the remote...?

by Goldiegirl Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:35 am

All these men who say they cook and clean and bake....Ha...I think you are

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by mrparrot Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:38 am

For the right woman, I could
cook, clean, bake, do her laundry
without fading or shrinking anything,
and do a few other things that we
shouldn't mention in a public forum...

by **Kevind53** Sun Jan 04, 2015 3:31 pm

For the record I am frequently the cook in our house. Last night I whipped up some Egg Plant Parm on request. I have a Sirloin Tip Roast on deck for tonight. Just finished the Turkey Breast I brined up and roasted on Tuesday.

by **Terbo56** Sun Jan 04, 2015 4:02 pm

That's a great second course, now, how about dessert?

by **Kevind53** Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:45 pm

Most likely leftover mincemeat pie from Tuesday. Maybe witgh a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream on top.

by **Terbo56** Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:08 pm

Mincemeat {real mincemeat} is my favorite, next to cherry-

by mrparrot Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:02 pm

I'm not a huge fan of cherry pie.
I like a warm apple pie...

by **Kevind53** Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:26 pm

As my Dad used to say when asked what his favorite pie was ... "What'cha got?" Seriously, I would have to say fresh peach would be my favorite.

by mrparrot Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:27 pm

Kevind53 wrote:As my Dad used to say when asked what his favorite pie was ... "What'cha got?" Seriously, I would have to say fresh peach would be my favorite.

As for the non-fruit category,
it's a tie between a Boston Cream
and Banana Cream...

by Goldiegirl Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:38 pm

Men and pie....I have found as long as it's pie...it's their favorite...LOL

Me....cherry all the way....slightly warmed.

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by **Terbo56** Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:17 am

mrparrot wrote:
Kevind53 wrote:As my Dad used to say when asked what his favorite pie was ... "What'cha got?" Seriously, I would have to say fresh peach would be my favorite.

As for the non-fruit category,
it's a tie between a Boston Cream
and Banana Cream...

Mrparrot, banana IS a fruit, and so is a tomato, because it contains citric acid- Where did you go to school, anyway? Back Later on- 3508649203

by mrparrot Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:02 pm

terbo56 wrote:
mrparrot wrote:
Kevind53 wrote:As my Dad used to say when asked what his favorite pie was ... "What'cha got?" Seriously, I would have to say fresh peach would be my favorite.

As for the non-fruit category,
it's a tie between a Boston Cream
and Banana Cream...
Mrparrot, banana IS a fruit, and so is a tomato, because it contains citric acid- Where did you go to school, anyway?

My definition of a fruit pie is a pie that has
only the fruit, like an apple pie, or a cherry pie,
or a peach pie.
Non-fruit pies are pies that contain ingredients
other than just the fruit, such as the cream in
the banana cream pie, or a coconut cream pie.

As for my education, I did not attend a school.
Being as old as I am, there was no reason for me
to go to school as there was nothing to learn.
Numbers and letters had not yet been invented.
There was no history to learn because nothing had
been done yet.
In fact, I was mentioned in the first draft of the Bible,
but was later edited out, due to the very minor role
I played.
The final draft of the Bible contains,
...and God said, "Let there be light.",
The original draft was,
...and God said, "Hey Rodney, watch this..."...

by **Kevind53** Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:53 pm

You sure it wasn't "Hold my beer and watch this!"?

by **Terbo56** Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:07 pm

He must be related to Moses- Apparently hauled a lot of manure in his ox cart-... I knew of a man that did nothing but haul junk to the junkyard when he was of age, he worked for a scrapper in Portland Maine, and some of the things he said and did made me wonder if he ever went to school at all- I eventually asked him if he ever attended school, and he said, 'Yes, I did, spent 12 years just like everyone else, and graduated, too- I said 'really? And he said 'yes, I did, I graduated from the sixth grade twice'....

by **Saint** Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:38 am

Thank goodness for hip waders, otherwise I'd be strolling in some very deep stuff. Always nice to see the good fun in here. Thanks boys and girls for playing nice to start the new year.

:dfgthd:

by **Kevind53** Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:51 am

Got something new I whipped up for y'all to try. Think it'll go nicely with Terbo's shine ....

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by **Terbo56** Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:49 am

OK, so, what is it ?

by Goldiegirl Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:51 am

terbo56 wrote:OK, so, what is it ?

Kool-aid...what else. After all this is a Dinar site.

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by **Terbo56** Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:56 am

Oh, shit, Goldiegirl, I didn't see that coming! Walked right into that one, I did- How are you this fine day, everything going ok? :winky winky: :okjh:

by **Terbo56** Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:57 am

I guess it does look like diluted Kool-Aid, doesn't it?

by **Kevind53** Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:41 am

My own special blend ... bwuhahaha! Twisted Evil