Christmaaaaas!!

An Aussie Christmas

It's Christmas in Australia
So that means its bloody hot
I want to see the snow so bad
But my friends all say defs not!

It has to be much better
than sweaty searing heat
Or going to the beach
where the sand just burns your feet

I want to build a snow man
and have a snow ball fight
but instead we build sand castles
or have a water fight

I want to sip on egg nog
and have a baked hot dinner
but instead we have to sip on beer
and eat salads - what a winner!

So since I live Down Under
We will have the air cons cranked
Because we aren't so lucky
As all you ruddy Yanks

So please on Christmas Day
Think of your Aussie mate
Who will be dreaming of a white one
In her hot and sweaty state!

Merry Christmas DDers!! Only 17 days to go!