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Post by Horizon Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:39 pm

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Apologizing in advance to anyone who may be offended....but "I don't care who you are that is funny right there"....can't help it!

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri...-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again 'Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck ,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'DUMB ASS!'
Immediately the radio responded with, Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The United States
Damn I love this truck....

Just thought it was funny...and we always need a good laugh!!!!!  By the way if it was my new truck, it would be a Dodge!!!!

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Post by PALMER01 Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:44 pm

I am with you, Horizon. I drive a dodge truck. I have had 5 of them over the years.wreckless
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Post by Horizon Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:11 pm

Go PALMER01....Dodge is a Great Truck!  I have a Red Dodge 1500, and my husband has a Black Dodge 3500 Dulley!  They are really good trucks, and when it comes to pulling their great!  If it ever RV's we are getting a new 3500, and New Horse Trailer & do some traveling with the horses.cashingIn  Come on RV....

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Post by PALMER01 Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:21 pm

Here is the one I want, just for toolin around, not for family.
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2614308077_3a1bc2890b.jpg[/img]
Sorry, picture didn't come through.
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Post by Kevind53 Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:45 pm

LMAO ... good stuff ... My New Truck  2218296283 

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Post by gampy Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:28 pm

Try saying BS and see if a Hot Dog Tony call starts up.. If it does I'd take it back.

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Post by rick152 Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:23 am

General Motors as long as I have been driving.
Mostly Chevrolet

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