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Post by Ponee on Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:15 pm


11 Reasons Why the RV May Be Delayed --- Just For Fun -- by HUgh

11. The PTB are concerned that if they “push the button” millions of dinarians who now routinely sit at their computers all day and complain will no longer have a purpose in life.

10. Certain 3 letters agencies are objecting to the requirement that they must cash out alphabetically.

9. While on standby, call center employees revolt after being told they can expect thousands of layoffs post RV.

8. The first of several glitches occur when the most sophisticated and SENSITIVE computer at the bank’s disposal keeps having a hissy fit whenever referred to as “Hal”.

7. Nothing personal but Jupiter insists on not aligning with Mars.

6. Tensions rise between front & back screens as their failure to get synchronized is blamed on minimum wage bank tellers.

5. Federal Reserve printing press suffers mechanical breakdown trying to fill anticipated demand for the “new” Benjamin’s.

4. Staffing issues at IRS as new agents keep resigning upon learning they were hired to audit new dinar millionaires.

3. Having been informed that millions of Americans were demanding an RV, President Obama signs executive order #2013666 authorizing release of $600 Trillion in subsidies to the Recreational Vehicle industry.

2. An obscure provision in the Dodd-Frank bill stipulates that a moat must be constructed surrounding the country prior to release of any funds ostensibly to stem the tide of dinarians seeking shelter in off shore tax havens.

1. God is upset that many dinarians don’t realize that they’re already blessed and refuse to believe that He would actually bless them.


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Post by Horizon on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:41 pm

Ok....well, some of which these are really unbelievable!
He forgot,

1) If we call the banks or camp out it could be postponed!!!!

2) If the Gurus keep talking it can be postponed!!!!!

Etc....we have heard it all!!!!

I just want it to happen.....No one is going to get a special prize for calling it!!!!
Just tell the truth please Gurus!!! You don't really know!!!

Sorry, I got carried away!couch Embarassed 

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Post by wpsmit on Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:40 pm

@Ponee wrote:
11 Reasons Why the RV May Be Delayed --- Just For Fun -- by HUgh

4. Staffing issues at IRS as new agents keep resigning upon learning they were hired to audit new dinar millionaires.
This is a wonderful piece, Ponee, but if I may expound on #4.

4. Staffing issues at IRS as new agents keep resigning upon learning they were hired to audit new dinar millionaires instead of auditing Tea Party organizations and/or instead of administering and enforcing the new BarryCare laws. 

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