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Bank Story
by Horizon Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:35 pm
I ran across this bank story and had to share it!!!
BANK STORY.....today I was driving by my local WF and saw a huge banner: RV Loans! Couldn't believe it. I immediately went in and requested an RV loan. When they asked the amount of the loan, I said , a couple of million. They were surprised. I asked what the rate was. They said 9%. hmm. Ok....I'll take it no matter what the General says. The loan officer asked: General? I said, yeah, Generals64, you know the group guy. The loan guy went and got the manager and we reviewed what was going on. I told them I was surprised there were not more dinarians. Then they began to laugh.....really hard. I stood up and gave my best Napolean Dynamite impression: Idiots! and then ran out of the bank with my hands at my side.
BANK STORY.....today I was driving by my local WF and saw a huge banner: RV Loans! Couldn't believe it. I immediately went in and requested an RV loan. When they asked the amount of the loan, I said , a couple of million. They were surprised. I asked what the rate was. They said 9%. hmm. Ok....I'll take it no matter what the General says. The loan officer asked: General? I said, yeah, Generals64, you know the group guy. The loan guy went and got the manager and we reviewed what was going on. I told them I was surprised there were not more dinarians. Then they began to laugh.....really hard. I stood up and gave my best Napolean Dynamite impression: Idiots! and then ran out of the bank with my hands at my side.
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Re: Bank Story
by Ponee Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:39 pm
NOW THAT IS A HOOOOOT !!! Thanks so much for sharing !!! I needed that laugh !
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Re: Bank Story
by Kevind53 Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:42 pm
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Re: Bank Story
by bigdaddytim Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:50 pm
Gosh!!!!
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Re: Bank Story
by abby ann Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:51 pm
I ALSO WENT TO W F TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND TOLD THEM I HAD DINAR AND WOULD LIKE SOME MONEY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!THEY SAID HOW MUCH AND I TOLD THEM 100,OOO,000 SO THEY JUST GAVE IT TO ME IN SMALL BILLS!!!!!!!!!THEY SAID WHEN IT RV'ED TO COME BACK IN AND THEYED GIVE ME SOME MORE MONEY!!!!!!! I ASKED THEM IS THIS A LOAN AND THEY SAID NO JUST A GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!
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by bear bear Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:03 pm
I WENT TO W F TODAY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!I TOLD THE PEOPLE THERE THAT I WASN'T SURE IF I HAD DINAR OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! CAUSE I'M ONLY 9 MONTHS OLD AND ANT DONE WITH MY HOMESCHOOLING YET!!!!!!!!SO MY SISTER HELPED ME OUT AND SHE GOT A GIFT OF A LOT OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH CAUSE I ANT LEARNED TO COUNT YET!!!!!!!!! BUT IT WAS A WHOLE LOT CAUSE WE STOPED AT PETSMART ON THE WAY HOME AND GOT SOME TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bank Story
by Horizon Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:21 pm
Oh Boy, so glad to hear your Bank Stories AbbyAnn, and BearBear! Your Mom & Dad must be really happy! You two must have been very good puppies to get new toys! Be sure and give Mom & Dad plenty puppy kisses and maybe you'll get some more toys, & food with all of that money! Be sure and tell them you have some really good friends here at DDD you would like to share with!!!
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Re: Bank Story
by abby ann Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:53 am
THANKS HORIZON!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON OVER AND GET SOME MONEY W F IS JUST GIVING IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bank Story
by wpsmit Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:58 am
Ahhh what a great start to my Friday.....A bank story that I believe.....Thanks, horizon
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Re: Bank Story
by Ssmith Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:48 am
Maybe WF will gift me some money too. I need some new toys. Ya think they will???? Maybe I can bring my new toys over and play w/Bear Bear & Ms. Abby Ann. I promise to play nice.
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Re: Bank Story
by wpsmit Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:10 am
here you go ssmith..will this make you happy?
Lil' Happy Toast 5" Plush Squeaker Dog Toy
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by Ssmith Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:49 am
Very Happy! :awesome:
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Re: Bank Story
by wpsmit Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:52 am
Uhoh, I hope this doesn't make abby and bro bear bear jealous....hmm, maybe I'd better shop some more...Oh I've got it - widgets for them, they like them better than food I think! You have a great weekend with your new Happy Toast toy, SS
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Re: Bank Story
by abby ann Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:39 pm
SSMITH COME ON OVER AND PLAY PLAY!!!!!!!!!!! AND WPSMIT COME ON TOO !!!!!!!!!!! YUMMY YUMMY BOY OH BOY WIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A HAPPY TOAST TOY BOY OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bank Story
by Ssmith Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:54 am
Oh Goodie.....Dog toys for everyone, sounds so fun. Can we chase the cats too?
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Re: Bank Story
by Kevind53 Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:34 pm
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Re: Bank Story
by Kevind53 Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:37 pm
And in the interests of fairness ....
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