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Post by wpsmit Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:18 pm

Undeniable Adult Truths

I tried to enter these as a Poll, but apparently I maxed out the number of choices. Won't you humor me and tell me which is your favorite and why?

Wow this is really tough for me....These are all great and there are at least 5 that could be my favorite. Having struggled over my 5 I have decided.
 
My favorite is number 19. This is such a huge pet peeve of mine especially when getting on a crowded freeway entrance ramp where 2 lanes merge into 1. GRRRRRR!

1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning joined up writing really necessary?

7. Google maps really needs to start their directions on number 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my street.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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Post by Ponee Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:35 pm

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ONE????     6. Was learning joined up writing really necessary?

I guess I didn't learn it since I don't even know what it is

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Post by Ponee Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:37 pm

I ABLSOLUTELY LOVE THIS !!! Found myself agreeing to MOST of them !  I can't pick just a few.

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Post by Kevind53 Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:44 pm

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Post by wpsmit Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:03 pm

couldn't quite figure that one out either, Ponee....And btw, you have to pick ONE

You too kevind53....c'mon y'all pick one out and explain!

While LOVE is wonderful...You 2 as Pillars of DDD have to participate.....
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Post by Ponee Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:16 pm

 
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


Inquiring minds want to know

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Post by rick152 Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:23 pm

#4. Would be cool so others might know when you are joshing instead of serious.  Plus could eliminate "LOL"
#7. Is fun to see just how bad Google screws up the very beginning of those directions ....LOL...
#8. Have always looked still haven't seen but still look to see, sigh!
#10. THE BEST STORIES for sure.
#11. Completely true and if anyone says different they are not being honest with themselves.
#13. Always
#21 Absolutely
 My Favorite is #14.  But, since I have near a pornogra..I I I mean photographic memory I really don't need to clutter the phone.  LOL

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Post by Kevind53 Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:25 pm

But I resemble soo many ... except for number 6 ... I have no clue what that one is talking about ... I guess I lived a deprav ... err derived childhood lol!

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Post by gampy Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:41 pm

I think joined up writing must be the same as Cursive writing

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