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Post by Horizon Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:03 pm

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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive �

So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

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Post by Catherine Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:39 am

sarcastic sarcastic

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Post by Ponee Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:10 pm

 Great morning chuckle !!! Thanks ! Now, I am off to dig up worms.... Going fishing...  Hope I catch an RV...

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Post by Kevind53 Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:46 pm

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"Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you."1 Thessalonians 5:14–18

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Post by Ponee Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:52 pm

I will settle for that one Kevin !  Since I don't have one of those either  and I have always wanted to travel the country !  But, I better get a bigger hook.

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Post by doodoo Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:39 am

I'm planning on buying one post RV....Already mapped out my trips...Want me to stop by and get ya, Ponee?

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Post by Ponee Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:32 pm

 YES DooDoo !!!  I will be very ready for an escape once this RV's.  Pick me up ASAP !

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Post by doodoo Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:59 pm

OK, but I may have to stop and get my nails, er, claws done!

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