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Post by Kevind53 Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:59 pm

A cat died and went to heaven.

God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God replied, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL! The Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"

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Post by doodoo Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:39 am

HAHA!



HAHA!

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Post by Ponee Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:41 am

You see that too DooDoo?

You see that too DooDoo?

Twice the fun....lol

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Post by doodoo Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:08 am

Yes I did, Ponee!
How are you today?



Yes I did, Ponee!
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Post by doodoo Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:10 am

Somewhere in my sordid past....let's see.....there was a cartoon character named Newton who spoke in double talk.....

Ahhhh, I think it may have been Hercules where Newton would frequently say..

Oh Herc.....

Oh Herc

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Post by Kevind53 Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:36 am

What? What? coffee

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Post by Ponee Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:13 am

AWE DooDoo, he fixed it. lol.... there goes my fun for the day. Smile. It doesn't take much to amuse me.

(Now we look like the crazy ones lol )

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